Spork

I shot an arrow into the air and it landed on that guy. Instant death.

Feels bad man

I just shot him in the face.

Tacos*

Ulfric stormcloak is an informant of the Thalmor

Love how it has a watermark from both Memebase and Señorgif

Those were his plate and knife.

spork*

That just raised a aquestion for me, when fighting on horseback you still holda two handed weapon in one hand, could you equip a shield on the other hand?

I have the Ysgramor's gear hanging on my whiterun home wall.

lol

screenshots or else

op delivers!

I SHALL DELIVER... BUT NOT TODAY!

you win the internets if you know this guy

how did you get your alchemy 100? that takes like forever

Giants Toes mate.

and then? please devine of skyrim, what do i do then?

Giant toes and wheat makes a very powerful but semi common potion that gives you a rather large amount of alchemy exp first find all the giant camps in skyrim and a few farms for the wheat. Whiterun and Eastmarch have the most farms and they give ya the most wheat. Get the best forfity alchemy enchant on your head/hands/ring/neck. Drink fortify enchanting before you do, and use all stronger enchanting potions you make to increase alchemy fortifying % further. Keep doing this fill your brain fills with rot and your eyes turn into jelly!

That's the most effective way of stealing everything in a house.

And that is how I seduce women.

Fucking angel beats..... More feels, great.

i just can't watch any more anime now because i'm scared of feels like that
i never knew i could feel what i felt that day

Oh for fuck's sake, that picture is so true... I'm playing my FOURTH fucking character in Skyrim now, and it can still distract me from studying to my god damn finals.

yea i have finals next week and im pretty much boned, i had a level 70 nord which i accidently deleted... so now i have a 38 nord

Same here. I've been a redguard battlemage, a dark elf assassin, a nord berzerker, a high elf mage and now a breton mage/tank. I honestly don't know how I managed to graduate.

but how do you roll the pees on to your fork/spoon without a knife as a wall?

The pees will be so scared of your sporfe, they will just roll on to it.

I stole everything he had.. Hes "museum" is empty.

Ok so I'm not done with skyrim.


WHERE DO YOU MEET HIM???

done, as in most of the main quests.

Judging by that pic, he's in soverngarde (spelling?), which is at the very end of the main quest.

Also, once you hit lvl 50, there's no reason not to do the main quest, as all of the items and stuff you can get, then, are at max power. At least I think they all are.

The main story can be completed in like, 4 hours though. It's not very long at all.

Sovngarde*

Definitely Worth it. I don't think I've continuously played any game more than I have Skyrim. I'm still playing it since the first day it came out.

Call me nostalgiafag or something, but I would play Morrowind again than buy Skyrim.
Instead you can spend you money for, e.g. some good beer. Or a book.

i got doubts

Why would you play a Bethesda game on anything but a PC??

my pc was shit at the time

A shop in Windhelm, Calixto's Curiosities. On entering the city, go right into the street to the gray quarter. It's in front of you. You might need to pick the lock once you've finished the Blood on The Ice Quest.

Thanks