Withccraft

When I usually try to look for something like my coat, It's my mom that has moved it in the first place from where I left it, meaning that she will obviously find it before me and blame me for wasting time...

my mum likes to take things out of the refrigerator when she knows im going to have it later, then when i ask where it is, she hides it in her sleeve and pulls it out after pretending to rummage around the refrigerator.
i figured out she was doing this two weeks ago.

dafuq mum.

ok FFS. FJ you need to stop relating to my real life or I will never be able to get off and have a real life someday

take old joke
remake comic
post on FJ
profit???

Yeah, kinda...

It's bitchcraft

know that feel
she says look from my eyes not your own

Great going OP, calling your mother a bitch for helping your obviously visually handicapped ass find some jam. Some badass you must be!

You call your mom "Bitch"?

something isn't right about this story you have bacon in the fridge but you chose to eat the jam

Your mom's face when

>mfw "withccraft"

you call your mom a bitch.
wtf OP?

>Can't find something
>Ask mother
>The thing magically appears
>Whatkindofsorceryisthis
>????
>Profit

who keeps jam in the fridge