Reality, directed my M Night Shyamalan. I know its long, but totally worth the read, and sorry if its a repost. Murder or Suicide? g At the 1994 annual awards d
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Reality, directed my M Night Shyamalan

I know its long, but totally worth the read, and sorry if its a repost

Murder or
Suicide? g
At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science,
ANT President Dr Don Harper Mills astounded his audience
with the regai compliations of a bizarre death. Here is the
story I
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#1 - mr skeltal (01/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Miss the good old days on FJ when something like this would actually get positive rep.
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User avatar #4 - allanenraged (01/16/2013) [-]
amazing post. thanks op, this is what we need on funnyjunk. not that pony crap.
User avatar #3 - rangerofthesea (01/16/2013) [-]
i gave this post another 2nd chance...its worth being thumbed
#2 - wowewowe (01/16/2013) [-]
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