Reality, directed my M Night Shyamalan. I know its long, but totally worth the read, and sorry if its a repost. Murder or Suicide? g At the 1994 annual awards d Reality directed my M Night Shyamalan I know its long but totally worth the read and sorry if a repost Murder or Suicide? g At 1994 annual awards d
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Reality, directed my M Night Shyamalan. I know its long, but totally worth the read, and sorry if its a repost. Murder or Suicide? g At the 1994 annual awards d

I know its long, but totally worth the read, and sorry if its a repost

Murder or
Suicide? g
At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science,
ANT President Dr Don Harper Mills astounded his audience
with the regai compliations of a bizarre death. Here is the
story I
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i gave this post another 2nd chance...its worth being thumbed
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Miss the good old days on FJ when something like this would actually get positive rep.
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This HAS gotten positive rep before. Still thumbed it though because I love it.