Mom. . Dear Mom, How can you hear me mumble under my breath but you can' t hear me say Whaa? y' multiple times when you Scream my name? Sincerely, Your Confused
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Mom

Dear Mom,
How can you hear me mumble under
my breath but you can' t hear me say
Whaa? y' multiple times when you
Scream my name?
Sincerely, Your Confused Child
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#37 - verlander (01/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
It's normally your mum that screams my name.
It's normally your mum that screams my name.
#41 - awesomegreenguy (01/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Always wondered.
#35 - ningyoaijin (01/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>lose thing   
>look everywhere for thing   
>ask mother, "where thing?"   
>mother says, "check drawer"   
>look in drawer, not there   
>say to mother, "thing not in drawer"   
>mother goes to drawer, pulls out thing   
>"thing is kill"   
>"no"
>lose thing
>look everywhere for thing
>ask mother, "where thing?"
>mother says, "check drawer"
>look in drawer, not there
>say to mother, "thing not in drawer"
>mother goes to drawer, pulls out thing
>"thing is kill"
>"no"
#54 - qjmihuia (01/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**qjmihuia rolls 77**
#36 - seawrath (01/16/2013) [-]
YES! This guy ******* gets it!
User avatar #1 - codyxvasco (01/15/2013) [+] (32 replies)
Because she shouldn't have to answer you, you should just go because that's the respectful thing to do according to my annoying parents.
#3 to #1 - jakeattack (01/16/2013) [-]
******** , she wants to talk to me, she can come do that, same as i would for her.
#2 - musickman (01/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#51 - stiffbeefyone (01/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #59 - galkawhm (01/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Dear mom, why can your TV be loud enough for everyone else to hear but mine shouldn't be heard by anyone?
#67 - shinobidesu (01/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
mfw this post proves everyone on funnyjunk is 11
User avatar #80 to #67 - chezburgadominator (01/16/2013) [-]
Or they have memories of the past?
#63 - ICEDgrunge (01/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #40 - Rollerofdouble (01/16/2013) [-]
My mum's even worse, she hears me "mumble" under my breath, when I don't even say anything to start off with.
#89 - redbeardfj (01/16/2013) [+] (30 replies)
User avatar #48 - landartheconqueror ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
i have my music playing downstairs, average volume, with the doors closed

"TURN DOWN YOUR MUSIC! IT'S TOO LOUD!"

she's upstairs, blasting the tv

"i can't hear it!" she says
#58 - hansvdw (01/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
It's simple really women have evolved to hear soft and high sounds better. So when a baby cries they are more likely to hear it. So they'll sooner hear soft sounds of you whispering than the low sounds of you yelling.
It's simple really women have evolved to hear soft and high sounds better. So when a baby cries they are more likely to hear it. So they'll sooner hear soft sounds of you whispering than the low sounds of you yelling.
#100 - trevorsta (01/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That must be nice... Having a mom
That must be nice... Having a mom
#77 - johananas (01/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#57 - snakefire (01/16/2013) [-]
My mom has super ears.

I have speakers in my room turned down so much I can barely hear it and she busts in yelling at me to turn it down. Her room is on the other side of the house, it's like **** .

I cant even listen to music with headphones in the car because it annoys her.
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