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    #20 - guitarguise
    Reply+385
    (01/16/2013)[-]
    >lives for 5000 year   
>and it's immortal   
   
choose one.
    >lives for 5000 year
    >and it's immortal

    choose one.
    User avatar#216 to #20 - ffx
    Reply0
    (01/16/2013)[-]
    Read it carefully next time. He showed a picture of one that has lived for 5000 years, but later on he mentioned that those trees are immortal.
    User avatar#219 to #216 - ohemgeezus
    Reply-4
    (01/17/2013)[-]
    Read what guitarguise just said, or, go look up the definition of immortal.
    #228 to #219 - ffx
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    (01/17/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#226 to #219 - Lightclaw
    Reply0
    (01/17/2013)[-]
    Read what ffx said, or, I shall explain it for you.
    OP gave an exampl of one tree that has lived for 5k years.
    That was an example of one tree.
    Now, speaking of the community of that tree type as a whole, OP said they are imortal.
    Alright? Alright.
    User avatar#227 to #226 - ffx
    Reply-1
    (01/17/2013)[-]
    THANK YOU! At least someone else here is open minded enough to understand this.
    #218 to #216 - azmal
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    #198 to #20 - TommyV
    Reply0
    (01/16/2013)[-]
    I plan on living forever.   
So far, so good...   
-Steven Wright
    I plan on living forever.
    So far, so good...
    -Steven Wright
    User avatar#193 to #20 - commanderbunbun
    Reply0
    (01/16/2013)[-]
    *over 5000 years. it's like how a square is a rectangle but a rectangle can't be a square. immortal is over 5000 years, but 5000 years is not immortal.

    but what do i know, this iscoming from the same guy who changed Trixx cereal into puffs.
    #199 to #193 - anon id: 10cd1f5e
    Reply0
    (01/16/2013)[-]
    Since when did it become impossible for a rectangle to be a square??
    User avatar#208 to #199 - commanderbunbun
    Reply0
    (01/16/2013)[-]
    a square needs 4 equals sides. a rectangle just needs 2 pairs of 2 equal sides.
    #176 to #20 - anon id: 0efc804e
    Reply0
    (01/16/2013)[-]
    the only reason i scrolled down to the comments was to check if anybody would reference the little prince.
    #107 to #20 - anon id: e60fd1ed
    Reply0
    (01/16/2013)[-]
    le petit prince!
    #220 to #107 - slashendrix
    Reply0
    (01/17/2013)[-]
    good book, terrible movie.
    User avatar#72 to #20 - jinjo
    Reply0
    (01/16/2013)[-]
    Over 5000 years, read.
    User avatar#67 to #20 - basicargentinian
    Reply0
    (01/16/2013)[-]
    It continues to stand after it's dead.

    or that's what I assume whoever created this content meant.
    #57 to #20 - crazyolitis
    Reply0
    (01/16/2013)[-]
    Maybe it's biologically immortal, like lobsters. They've got stuff which "replenishes" their DNA or something. They won't die until they're eaten, cruhed, or whatever it is.
    #30 to #20 - harryboom
    Reply+12
    (01/16/2013)[-]
    the oldest one is over 5000 years old and still alive
    #26 to #20 - sprudlebass
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    User avatar#217 to #26 - ffx
    Reply+1
    (01/16/2013)[-]
    It depends on which sense you are referring to. In general terms, immortal means never dying, as in it can never die from anything thrown at it. But in biological terms it merely means that time itself won't be the cause of it's eventual death, there has to be outside factors like disease or trauma to kill it.
    User avatar#49 to #26 - mrthezho
    Reply+2
    (01/16/2013)[-]
    Immortal means that it can't die. It's really that simple.
    User avatar#82 to #49 - coolcalx
    Reply+2
    (01/16/2013)[-]
    immortal in a biological sense just means it can't die from old age.

    there are several species of animals that are immortal, but they can still die from disease or trauma
    #31 to #26 - anon id: 5eb7e5ed
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    (01/16/2013)[-]
    im·mor·tal
    /iˈmôrtl/
    Adjective
    Living forever; never dying or decaying.
    #33 to #31 - sprudlebass
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