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#74 - jhoelzler (01/15/2013) [-]
Is master chief a billionaire, playboy, genious and philantrophist?
User avatar #569 to #74 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
******* women doesn't kill the aliens.
User avatar #557 to #74 - jewberrypoptart (01/16/2013) [-]
Say that to his face.
User avatar #540 to #74 - twistedmedics (01/16/2013) [-]
Yes, yes he is
User avatar #500 to #74 - pikachupokemon (01/16/2013) [-]
OR does he have a hulk?
User avatar #465 to #74 - schmitty (01/16/2013) [-]
A genius he is not, but he just may be a genious, whatever the hell that is.
#373 to #74 - haloforever (01/16/2013) [-]
The Mjolnir MKIV costs just about as much as a UNSC frigate. In the Billions, So technically he's worth just as much, and without the suit he's still a baddass.
#370 to #74 - tehroflcopters (01/16/2013) [-]
Thats it! new team, Chief and Iron Man
#323 to #74 - shadowvision (01/16/2013) [-]
He doesn't have time for that.
#252 to #74 - anonymous (01/16/2013) [-]
Did Iron Man save the universe?
#233 to #74 - recoveryone (01/16/2013) [-]
Well, I'd imagine that the Spartan II program had a massive enlistment bonus(and by that time, inflation would make billionaire's somewhat common), he is seen as attractive by female soldiers(one even made a pass at him during the short story palace hotel), the augmentations increased his intelligence to a 200+ IQ, and has made numerous attempts to save mankind, be it a massive battle, or comforting the female AI in his head as she loses her sanity. So, yeah, he is a billionaire, playboy, genious and philantrophist.
#214 to #74 - pieratestan (01/16/2013) [-]
hes master ******* chief. dont need to be
#190 to #74 - Kanoah (01/16/2013) [-]
Why, yes he is.
#130 to #74 - anonymous (01/15/2013) [-]
ACtaully the MC is rated a as a genius all Spartans were
#121 to #74 - hakrodashammy (01/15/2013) [-]
Nah, but he'll make you piss yourself in fear.
#176 to #121 - aquagladiator (01/15/2013) [-]
I ******* HATE that they showed his face in Halo 4!
User avatar #224 to #176 - amusingtoaster (01/16/2013) [-]
*eyes
User avatar #86 to #74 - derangedberger ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
>billionaire
He's saved the galaxy four times, if he doesn't get payed for that...
>playboy
Chicks dig guys who save the galaxy
> Genius
Maybe not like Stark, but in combat situations, yes
>Philanthropist
He's saved the human race 4 times. He loves them enough

User avatar #80 to #74 - bitchplzzz (01/15/2013) [-]
If he makes it back, I guess yeah.
#262 to #80 - anonymous (01/16/2013) [-]
yes ,multiple times in fact
User avatar #79 to #74 - churrundo (01/15/2013) [-]
no, but tony stark is none of the other five qualities...
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