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#15 - kadajsouba
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I'm not so sure about the martial arts expert part... I mean swinging a rifle and pistol whipping people is about the extent of his abilities
User avatar #566 to #15 - skumbaner
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The Chief can jump 3 meters straight up in the air, what more do you want?
#549 to #15 - dragonette
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I agree Tex is a much better choice
#515 to #15 - neosflare
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he killed a odst in a boxing ring......
#511 to #15 - anon id: 5e268dd0
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Read the books
#478 to #15 - bossdelainternet
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Bro, he flips.
Bro, he flips.
#440 to #15 - anon id: 9da7fc30
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Hes trained from child-hood on the art of war,all forms of war. The books do him better hand-to-hand justice.
User avatar #426 to #15 - applesaucers
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If you read the novel about how the Spartans came to be they were also trained in martial arts
User avatar #419 to #15 - magroobtube
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User avatar #399 to #15 - necrophyxia
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Sure because a non martial artist could break a tank with his fists right?
#396 to #15 - mccabre
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He beat the **** out of 5 ODSTs in a boxing match when he was 14, killed 3 of them.
User avatar #391 to #15 - mortolife
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May I recommend searching halopedia for "Spartan II Training Procedures" I think you"'ll find that MC is indeed a martial arts expert.
#371 to #15 - DroyLinker
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He literally punched grown, hardcore soldiers to death in the boxing ring. By accident.
#366 to #15 - anon id: 6f2075b1
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In the game, but in the books, it is much more intensive.
#342 to #15 - grahamernazi
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Is that a screenshot of Keith David in "Requiem For A Dream" when he tells Jennifer Connelly's character, "I didn't just bring it out for air"?
User avatar #304 to #15 - FailureToComply
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He was kidnapped at age 6, and trained in every military tactic in the book starting from then on. I'm sure martial arts came up somewhere....

Also, he can totally to airsassinations now. That counts for something, right?
User avatar #283 to #15 - cameronrox
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read the books you twat!
User avatar #263 to #15 - tacticulbacon
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He was abducted at the age of six and was vigorously trained for all his life. The books stated that his trainers often had to put on power armor when training him because he and his squad had accidentally killed trainers on multiple occassions. He might be a martial arts expert, but then again I don't think Master Chief really needs to be.
User avatar #246 to #15 - jacencaedus
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In't the books, he is a lot more of a badass
#245 to #15 - tiriusten
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At the age of 14, he single-handly took on 4 adults bare handed. He left three of the ODSTs dead and one badly wounded.
#237 to #15 - anon id: 70281d62
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http://www.youtube. com/watch?v=e_cRZ24BVKM
That's normal spartans, masterchief is like 1.5 of them.
#232 to #15 - rileyjstrickland
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Read The Books
Read The Books
User avatar #230 to #15 - kingultra
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Somebody never played dead or alive 4
User avatar #183 to #15 - proudnerd
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He was trained in martial arts since the age of 6. At around age 16 he started doing missions. He's was 35 when in Halo CE, so 10 years of training and another 19 of real world application? I'd say that qualifies as an expert. Read the books. You will be able to tell. I recommend starting with Halo : The Fall of Reach.
User avatar #174 to #15 - IcyDeadPeople
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well spartans are expert hand to hand combatants
#172 to #15 - mechaemperor
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You were saying?    
reposting 'cause awesome
You were saying?
reposting 'cause awesome
#158 to #15 - traveller
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in one of the books he DESTROYS four odst boxers when they try to beat him up when he was 16 or something
User avatar #152 to #15 - theblargypargler
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He nearly killed three orbital drop shock troopers in a gym. They staged it to look like the ODSTs got all pissed at him and were waiting for an excuse to kick his ass. they thought he would win but not actually beat the guys that hard. He damaged an assortment of organs in all of their bodies with 3 fluid hits.
User avatar #204 to #152 - noobofdoom
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he killed all the ODST but one
#144 to #15 - infinitesinz
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You've obviously never read the books, he looks like nothing in the games compared to the spartans full potential in the books. He fights a spec ops level elite hand to hand. The books are pretty interesting.
#116 to #15 - shadowavion
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Even though you have obviously aready been proven stupid, and wrong, he is a soldier after all. Every Military branch trains their soldiers to be adept in hand to hand combat.
User avatar #96 to #15 - atoaster
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I dunno.... doing a backflip off the head of a brute chieftain wielding a gravity hammer in the prologue seems pretty related.
User avatar #89 to #15 - derangedberger
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Dude, do you even Halo novels?
User avatar #83 to #15 - tenmillionbears
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What are you talking about? Watch the beginning cutscene of Halo 4, it has a spartan kick-flipping off of an elite's face. Not exactly martial arts, but you'd think an advanced soldier would know martial arts.
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#337 to #78 - johnnyunderw
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Not by bungie, doesn't even properly follow the story of the other games or the novels. therefore not cannon. n00b.
User avatar #349 to #337 - iamchicken
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How is it not cannon? The Spirit of Fire was an extremley famous ship if i recall...
User avatar #363 to #349 - johnnyunderw
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Your example is like saying " I put rainbow dash and fluttershy in my short story that makes it cannon to the mlp universe. ******* casual
User avatar #358 to #349 - johnnyunderw
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Properly. it doesn't work with the rest of the story, it's like a fanfic.
User avatar #365 to #358 - iamchicken
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alright.. im still a bit confused could you give a example of of one event in halo wars that just ***** on the main story.
User avatar #376 to #365 - johnnyunderw
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Or even bigger, the flood. I understand that those were used for balancing I feel that Ensemble was irresponsible in butchering canon to balance gameplay when they could've found another way.
#379 to #376 - iamchicken
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......sigh.... guess i should have saw this coming.... well played my friend.. i have nothing in my reaction folder for this so here's this....
#384 to #379 - johnnyunderw
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Yay I won a canon halo debate on the internet!!! I feel so special I could just go run and put on a helmet. Lol, Though I am pleased to prove myself right
Yay I won a canon halo debate on the internet!!! I feel so special I could just go run and put on a helmet. Lol, Though I am pleased to prove myself right
User avatar #386 to #384 - iamchicken
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but your wrong on all of the levels mr troll.....
User avatar #387 to #386 - johnnyunderw
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how?
#394 to #387 - iamchicken
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Read the Halo encyclopedia and be enlighted thine child.
Read the Halo encyclopedia and be enlighted thine child.
User avatar #401 to #394 - johnnyunderw
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I did for the flood and here's what I got " In respect to keeping the appearance of the Flood in canon with the rest of the series, the game has the Spirit of Fire traveling back to Earth at speeds slower than light after its mission had ended, making it impossible for them to report the existence of the Flood. However, this raises further controversy over the presence of the Spartans on board the Spirit of Fire.
User avatar #407 to #401 - iamchicken
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so im just gonna thumb all these comments and leave now....
#402 to #401 - iamchicken
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*clap clap* good job good job indeed you truly have won...
*clap clap* good job good job indeed you truly have won...
User avatar #405 to #402 - johnnyunderw
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As for the shields "They are outfitted with the MJOLNIR Mk. IV; the in-game units posses traits that are trademarks of the Mk. V armor, however, this is for gameplay considerations and is not accepted as canon." I am not wrong on all levels based on the points of my argument and I shall not have my name slandered
User avatar #403 to #402 - johnnyunderw
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Good sarcasm. I'm not saying it's not canon at all. I'm saying it's incomplete cannon
User avatar #406 to #403 - iamchicken
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......i confused my self i think.... then again i think i got a concussion earlier.... so from what i can gather i thought you were trolling ,which makes no sense as you are right, then i as a retarded test wanted you to re prove your self and then un sarcastically applauded you.....so...****.... whatever i'm 100% sure your're correct... i need to sleep..
User avatar #409 to #406 - johnnyunderw
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Ah my apologies as to my interpretation of your congratulations as sarcasm, the gif along with not being able to hear tone through text makes it difficult to interpret so I used the gif having a smug appearance as well as the clap clap and the you truly have won to be sarcastic
#413 to #409 - iamchicken
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well now that this mess has been sorted i should probably sleep now...here's a slightly related gif....
well now that this mess has been sorted i should probably sleep now...here's a slightly related gif....
User avatar #372 to #365 - johnnyunderw
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Well the whole part where the spartans having shields doesn't make sense.
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#64 to #15 - virtigo
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You haven't played all the games, have you?
#59 to #15 - anon id: db895ca2
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watch samus vs. master chief that opinion will change
User avatar #40 to #15 - undeadwill
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He lifts
User avatar #39 to #15 - undeadwill
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Just us bro. He is.
#26 to #15 - anon id: fb35f95f
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Read the books.
User avatar #24 to #15 - nozepicker
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He did learn to assassinate in Halo 4
User avatar #22 to #15 - terezius
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Dude no! Look up Forward Unto Dawn episode 4 and five on youtube... The things that happened on that academy was at the time he was 15 years old... Also, as an I think 10-12 year old he beat 3 ODST troopers in a fight.
User avatar #44 to #22 - nightmaren
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That was when he was 14. And he didn't just beat them, he killed all of them but one, by accident, because he didn't know his own strength.
User avatar #583 to #44 - terezius
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Oh yeah, 14. Small miscalucation from my side, I apologize.
User avatar #352 to #44 - iamchicken
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well...that has to be traumatizing... being a n00b and tking 2 guys accidently because you didn't know how strong your melee was...
User avatar #355 to #352 - nightmaren
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He actually kills one guy by punching him in the testicles. They exploded. Or maybe he didn't die, maybe he's one of the ones who lived.
User avatar #356 to #355 - iamchicken
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Oh god.... that poor trooper....
#21 to #15 - anon id: a9902120
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Have....
You never read the books?
._.
User avatar #18 to #15 - ninjalizards
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all the spartans were trained in hand to hand combat
#17 to #15 - leaderofthewest
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Comment Picture
#563 to #17 - schveer
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now take on the bird
now take on the bird
User avatar #455 to #17 - wyrddarcnyzz
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It always boggles me that that isn't actually the Chief. It's just some chick wearing the green armor. After that, Samus comes, and they duke it out, until the covvies attack again, and they team up and kick three times as much ass. Then they have a dance party and make out with each other (that last bit about the making out was made up.)
User avatar #448 to #17 - ducewilliams
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did you have this gif or did you see me post it yesterday in the comments to that rubber band video, just curious cuz i was about to post it
#353 to #17 - anon id: 772b0005
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He can punch tanks to death.
#348 to #17 - PhuckingPhreak
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he learned some stuff...
User avatar #288 to #17 - skergex
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Fun Fact: The guy that animated that video got hired at roosterteeth to animate Red vs Blue.
User avatar #367 to #288 - soupdaddy
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Monty did that? I saw it a long time ago and didn't put the two together. That just gave me a whole new perspective on reality.
User avatar #247 to #17 - Ryukenblaze
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mounty oum fanimations while kickass arent exactly canon...
User avatar #216 to #17 - augustusxxiv
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That looks like a scene from Matrix Reloaded.
#139 to #17 - tomhefailin
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oh god i had dubstep playing when i saw this i just came
oh god i had dubstep playing when i saw this i just came
#132 to #17 - lordraine
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Cool fanfiction. Shame it's not real.

And that they had to nerf the hell out of Samus in that video.
User avatar #129 to #17 - axlebacon
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post link to video please
#105 to #17 - ohhitheree
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Fan animation. Doesn't count.
User avatar #99 to #17 - kkkkk
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What is this from???
User avatar #146 to #99 - killerliquid
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Master Chief vs Samus Aran

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL-mR79GErU

You're welcome.
User avatar #19 to #17 - azraelthemage
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Haloid had a lot of inconsistencies throughout. Pay closer attention and you'll see stuff that isn't in either franchise.
User avatar #451 to #19 - ducewilliams
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youll also notice its cool as **** and no one cares