Fuck you subway

who the fuck measures a footlong in fucking millimeters????

Subway actually trademarked the word "footlong". Because it's technically a name and not a measurement the sandwhich can be as long as they want it.
Foot long ( two words) a measurement of 12 inches
Footlong (one word) a bullshit marketing scheme

I fucking hate Subway. And all the shits that come to them, I've been employed for over two years now.

>be working at subway
>new coupons come in mail
>ohfucklunchrush
>people flood the store in seconds
>first comes up, a black man and his family
>orders 3 assorted footlongs
>get to the end, he hands me 3 coupons
>"Sorry sir we limit one coupon per order" (since it's physically impossible to apply more than one coupon code on the register)
>Nigga flips the fuck out
>Calls everyone working a bitch, motherfucking cunt, etc and raises hell in front of his kids and everyone else in line
>Pays for his sandwiches and goes to the dining room and throws it everywhere
>MFW stuff like that happens on daily basis

I want to stand out front of a Subway and wait for some fine-ass lady to go to walk in then say "Hey baby, you want a real 5 dollar footlong?".

It's Michelle Obama's new diet plan.

FIVE
FIVE DOLLAR
Five dollar really-close to a foot long!

Your dick is 16in. from a foot...

And a foot's only 12in. ....

44mm not much you say?? well if we take the length short (44mm) and multiply it by the avg number of people eating footlongs everyday just in the US.. thats 5million subs.. multiply 44mm by 5mil thats 220mil mm. convert that to feet and you find that subway is saving 721785 feet.. multiply by the avg cost of the foot long sub 5$ they are making 3.608 million $ off us each day fuck you subway and your 44mm large buisness stealing commi tactics

Facebook user: Your footlong is 42mm shy of a foot
Subway: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

this is an optical illusion. the measuring tape is closer to the camera than the sandwhich, causing it to look shorter than a foot.

subway employee, the size of the bread depends on how much it's allowed to rise before it's put in te oven, much more important is how well the bread is baked, and how well it's kept from drying out. I work at one of the few subways where customers compliment us because we're not selfish about veggie toppings, just as important meat quantity is not dependent on the size of the bread.

One time I went to Subway with a friend and while we entered the door i was saying how i dig blonde girls. Then when I went to have my sandwich made, this large 45+ year old blonde woman stared me straight in the soul and smiled with all 3 teeth of hers while drawing a heart with mayonnaise.

>Comparing metric to US customary

You don't deserve the extra 42mm

Now... we riot.

Anybody go through that phase where they try to compare their dick size to their sandwich, or is that just me?