Fuck you subway. On my Facebook page. um- Telstra 'tract' 5: 18 PM 54% If Ill. who the measures a footlong in millimeters????
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#1 - garuda (01/15/2013) [+] (35 replies)
who the **** measures a footlong in ******* millimeters????
#3 to #1 - fearlessdeeds (01/15/2013) [-]
Everyone except Americans
Everyone except Americans
#18 - oldenglishassassin (01/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Subway actually trademarked the word "footlong". Because it's technically a name and not a measurement the sandwhich can be as long as they want it.
Foot long ( two words) a measurement of 12 inches
Footlong (one word) a ******** marketing scheme
#59 - phanact (01/16/2013) [-]
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#60 - unconvinced (01/16/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I ******* hate Subway. And all the ***** that come to them, I've been employed for over two years now.

>be working at subway
>new coupons come in mail
> ***************
>people flood the store in seconds
>first comes up, a black man and his family
>orders 3 assorted footlongs
>get to the end, he hands me 3 coupons
>"Sorry sir we limit one coupon per order" (since it's physically impossible to apply more than one coupon code on the register)
> ***** flips the **** out
>Calls everyone working a bitch, ************* **** , etc and raises hell in front of his kids and everyone else in line
>Pays for his sandwiches and goes to the dining room and throws it everywhere
>MFW stuff like that happens on daily basis
#48 - rambearclaw (01/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I want to stand out front of a Subway and wait for some fine-ass lady to go to walk in then say "Hey baby, you want a real 5 dollar footlong?".
I want to stand out front of a Subway and wait for some fine-ass lady to go to walk in then say "Hey baby, you want a real 5 dollar footlong?".
User avatar #30 - spoonsnatcher (01/15/2013) [-]
It's Michelle Obama's new diet plan.
User avatar #70 - BioLex (01/16/2013) [-]
Five dollar really-close to a foot long!
User avatar #23 - pictureperfectt (01/15/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Your dick is 16in. from a foot...

And a foot's only 12in. ....
#86 - arigsxc (01/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
44mm not much you say?? well if we take the length short (44mm) and multiply it by the avg number of people eating footlongs everyday just in the US.. thats 5million subs.. multiply 44mm by 5mil thats 220mil mm. convert that to feet and you find that subway is saving 721785 feet.. multiply by the avg cost of the foot long sub 5$ they are making 3.608 million $ off us each day **** you subway and your 44mm large buisness stealing commi tactics
User avatar #67 - charolastra (01/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Facebook user: Your footlong is 42mm shy of a foot
Subway: What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#98 - meebert (01/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
subway employee, the size of the bread depends on how much it's allowed to rise before it's put in te oven, much more important is how well the bread is baked, and how well it's kept from drying out. I work at one of the few subways where customers compliment us because we're not selfish about veggie toppings, just as important meat quantity is not dependent on the size of the bread.
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User avatar #93 to #72 - snakefire (01/16/2013) [-]
What are you even saying?
#133 - gmarrox (01/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
One time I went to Subway with a friend and while we entered the door i was saying how i dig blonde girls. Then when I went to have my sandwich made, this large 45+ year old blonde woman stared me straight in the soul and smiled with all 3 teeth of hers while drawing a heart with mayonnaise.
#103 - anonymous (01/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Meh, i prefer Jimmy Johns over Subway
#74 - anonymous (01/16/2013) [-]
>be working at Quiznos
>subway literally six doors down the plaza
>our large is 11 inches
>you don't know how many people come in and ask for a footlong
>this is not subway -
User avatar #68 - vanoreo (01/16/2013) [-]
>Comparing metric to US customary

You don't deserve the extra 42mm
User avatar #121 - amelianias ONLINE (01/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Now... we riot.
#100 - goobdol (01/16/2013) [-]
Anybody go through that phase where they try to compare their dick size to their sandwich, or is that just me?
User avatar #80 - doctorhorrible (01/16/2013) [-]
I went to the local subway with my friends for lunch, so as a joke i took a ruler with me. I made a bet with the lady serving with us. If it is short i get it free, if its perfect or longer i buy her a sub.

I bought her a sub
#28 - mikefj (01/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
on my fb page
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