Game Logic compilation

That and he's never learned... too much training and shit since he was 7 years old.

i bet he was training in water and junk, even though it was never mentioned in any of the books. ever.

But he was trained for space travel, they train astronauts in pools to prepare them for antigravity so I'm assuming this wouldn't be much different.

but why can he fall from space and live but if i walk him off the side of a 7 or 8 story building he dies

...you shouldn't be walking him off the side of a 7 or 8 story building in the first place...

his armor locks

Except
He doesn't die in water
It's a massive mix up due to people making assumptions..Like the end of inception (The fact everyone things the spinning top is his totem when it's his ring, meaning it's not a dream, because he isn't wearing it.)
Master Chief dies if he crosses map boundaries. There are always boundaries near huge areas of water, so you can't walk into the ocean forever. However if there are none, you can walk around underwater all you please. (See, Sierra 117, and any underwater forge map

You just blew my mind with that inception thing! :I

Seriously, I'm mindblown! :I

Don't tell the covenant. They could use waterguns.

Then explain how he can super jump like a god?

I thought he was 4-5 tons not 1?

while they could use compressed helium as an emergency dont-sink device (the suit would way to much to make floating easy, but its possible to counteract weight, the servo-motors in the suit would boost his swimming power to above that of an Olympic grade athlete and they could waterproof the suit, also the suit allows him to stay alive in space when he needs to so that means it has an oxygen supply, therefore even if he couldn't float he could just walk around at the bottom of the ocean until his air ran out and thanks to the wonders of compression and purification he could have hours and hours worth of oxygen supply even with him breathing heavily (this estimate is not realistic to current technology but halo is set in the future with more advanced transport and weaponry, obviously they would have improved life support systems)

Also, in Halo: Combat Evolved he could walk under water for an infinite amount of time without dyeing.

it's titanium.

But if it's so advanced, how come they can't think of a way to make an already air-sealed suit capable of dealing with water?

Shield emitters are external, and I assume they would short out on prolonged contact with water. The suit IS watertight, though.

If it can deal why vacuums, why not water?

Humans are 70% water
Armor kills the user when enters in water
Master chief is 70% dead

You would think they would be insulated and have a buoyancy devices like how most scuba gear has

joker?
i wish there was a gay option for garrus
that would of been sweet

Yeah. Shakarian is adorable. Garrus is so awkward and adorable and femshep is all confident and "let's have sex".

I wonder how Sheploo and Garrus would have been. Oh well, I guess he can have Miri.

i think its because turians are bird people (small dicks)
it would leave you with out pleasure
but still
even if i saw a turian i would sploosh the floor

Yes. Also, all of their voices sound like bacon honey rainbows. Not just Garrus. But, I mean... Brandon Keener did a wonderful job of destroying my ovaries.

Here, have a human Garrus.

Me reading you two's comments.

i almost forgot to show you the picture i did

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l3zz9qNM7I
OH GOD THIS

AHHAHA I KNOOOOWWWWW. Cool drawing btw :D

thanks
i draw alot
inb4 ALOT.png

YAAAYYY. I draw too, but I suck at drawing turians. Booooo.

use the turian below
not turians but
edi and joker

D'awwww

hi
just quickly
picture this
garrus and morgan freeman humming

i have many statues of garrus though out my room
here take this pic of naked garrus
inb4 ban

Naked Garrus. NUFF SAID.

Sleep with ALL the crewmembers?

Some said "Yes", the others didn't have an option.

Having sex and saving the galaxy, apparently mutually exclusive events.

I haven't played this series at all, do you really sleep with people?

Yep. Always the night before the final battle in all three games.

Except I killed no one throughout the entire game.
Then I did.
Then I mixed it up
Damn that game is amazing

i found that game very disappointing... it was a great premise, just done very badly

I disagree, but I love everything bethesda

*cough* Bethesda didn't make it. they published it; Arkane studios made it *cough*

Nope, I got the Clean Hands achievement, I ain't killin no bitches.

Only if you take the path of higher chaos and fall into a desire for revenge which overtakes the meaning and purpose behind why you are on your quest.

THANK YOU.

Master Chief dies if he crosses map boundaries. There are always boundaries near huge areas of water, so you can't walk into the ocean forever. However if there are none, you can walk around underwater all you please. (See, Sierra 117, and any underwater forge map)

Walking through water does not equal swimming.

I would like to see you do laps in a suit of armor that ways a few tons

Yes, saying my exact statement is an excellent comeback. Good job.

Well I'm missing you point then.

The point is that Chief, in his armor, cannot swim. He would simply be too heavy, and would only sink. You are making a point that walking through water does not equal swimming, when swimming is impossible.

Yea. And I'm saying to voltic that he miss the point of the post. And apparently you miss the point of my comment.

The point of Chief's part of the post was likely that he died when he went in water, otherwise it simply makes no sense that one would expect him to be able to swim. Voltic, and I agree with him on this, probably thought that the post meant the dying part, so his point was that this doesnt always happen. He is correct in this seeing as how, as other's have pointed out, he only dies in water when it is a boundary of the map, otherwise the player can frolic around to his hearts desire, but can only do as much as a reasonable person would expect a man in giant metal armor to be able to do in water.

Halo Reach. If you crouch in the water that you stand in you drown.

Its never happened to me, but I remember in Halo 1/anniversary driving and running around under water on one level. Maybe Noble 6 is just more of a pussy than Cheif

too far and INSTA-DROWN

you're a smart cookie

actually, i read somewhere that the reason gyarados isn't a dragon is because a wate/dragon would be too haxxed. also it isn't hard to get a gyarados. and usually raising dragon types and leveling them is usually difficult.


i believe the same thing is for charmander.

No.

The reason Magikarp evolves into a dragonic thing, is because of an old fable, that when a fish rises up a waterfall, it turns into a dragon.

The Magikarp -> Gyarados evo line demonstrates it.

Also, yeah, I guess you are right Water/Dragon is pretty haxxed, with only one weakness, and a slew of resistances.

Charmander, I don't know the reasoning, exactly, but I'm fairly certain it had something to do with the fact that Dragons are supposed to be late game killers (Dragonite). If they give you a dragon type at the start, that would be so stupid, not to mention it would make you neutral to water types, reducing all challenge early in the game.

i never said why magikarp didn evolve into gyarados! we all not stupid and that's been around for a long time.

im just stating why gyarados isn't a dragon type!!!

Actually yea you're right. Gyrados was originally going to be dragon/water, but then the designers noticed how difficult it would be to fight it and how easy it was to obtain. So they changed it to water/flying. Didn't stop them from making kingdra though

well becuse i belive you need a special item for kindra. aaaaand its base stats arent the best...

I just like how the whole first part of the plot revolved around him getting shot...then you proceed to get shot thousands of times without slowing down

because he's full of lead

he also killed the chupacabra.

I always lol at how his mouth looks

But his suit has it's own life support so drowning shouldn't be an issue

that can only last so long

90 minutes, if i'm not mistaken.

But it happens instantly.

So you'd rather watch his life support go out over a few hours?

Are you saying you wouldn't like to see Master Chief fight a shark?

wut.

Actually, in Halo 3, in the beginning part you can actually go underwater and sneak up on some grunts by walking along the bottom of the river.

As soon as you're in a foot of water, you die.

halo 2 FTW :D

his suit is A LOT more than half a ton

"In its final phase the MJOLNIR battlesuit weighs half a ton, or 1000 Lbs and when in use, is a fully neural-linked system. With an on board A.I using the human mind for parallel processing, the SPARTAN-II/MJOLNIR combination is designed to be the most devastating intelligence tool ever created."

halo.wikia.com/wiki/MJOLNIR_Powered_Assault_Armor

My bad

Oh well somewhere else I heard it was 4-5 tons :(

its all good

Ahhh. the silent cartographer... back when shooters werent entirely linear....

when i first played it i just went in circles no knowing what the fuck to do
i was 7

Well, I mean...

It is part of the game..
golly....
ya douche.