Hot Cross Buns from Hell

It taught em to blow and use my fingers at the same time.

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Well I could tell you about that one time at band camp...

But that was so long ago...

it taught me the brown noise

This gave me a good laugh.

This pleases me...

imagine through the fire and flames on this mother fucker

It taught me just how far my dad can throw two halves of a broken recorder.

This is completely right.

I switched to a fife so I can play jaunty tunes but look like more of a douche

Taught me how to repel Satan with hot cross buns

it taught me not to annoy people bigger than me

It was so cool to have a "good" reason to make my mom regret for sending me to school.
I would practice this wonderful art tool right in the room she would be.
God this sound is annoying!

That's like asking how did art class help my education. Its just to give the kid a taste in the field and if they like it they can pursue it in Jr. High when they have to choose over drama, art, and band/orchestra. Plus deadlivingviking is probably right about the IQ thing.

I read ; 'Did this help with my ejaculation.

Not funny, need help.

I was the only one in my class who could get the lowest notes without it squeaking and reading the music was easy for me to learn.
I regret never learning a real instrument with the school band when we were offered it :(

oh dear satan please come to me hot cross buns hot cross buns. dark lord of the underground show yourself at once hot cross buns hot cross buns

Recorders are a tool of McGyver.
They are music instruments, can be used as mace to swing it, blowpipe to shoot poison darts with, drum sticks (if you own two of them) and pleasure toy.