Pregnancy Test Fail. True story... I feel really, really stupid at the moment to even know this bitch.. Me derpin around with the ex to purchase a pregnancy tes
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Pregnancy Test Fail

True ******* story... I feel really, really stupid at the moment to even know this bitch.

Me derpin around with the ex
to purchase a pregnancy test.
Sorry, Honey. Well which one
you want?
so I chose this one... [Pic
relevant...}
Hey, derpette, whats up? Are
you pregnant?
******* HUME
AITCH.
ICU *******
ID IE FEE " THE
STICK.
ITS MDT THQT KELZ
TD ED.
We leave,
house close by,
for the call...
for work...
Derp, don' t yell out about the
pregnancy test...
enough.
tll?
Just pick one,
Tm nervous
I dont care."
T drop off at her
and then wait
T had to leave
srrs** srr
RING** RIHA
srrs** srh
RING** RIGG
RING*
srrs** s
RING** RIH
RING** RIGG
RIGG** RIGG** RIGG** RIGG** RING*
I don' t know,
i messed up on
the test. I didn' t read the
directions.
Ill take another
one in a few days."
...
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Submitted: 01/15/2013
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#4 - BustaNinja (01/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Any guy who's ever had a pregnancy scare knows that this means "It totally came out positive so I'm gonna make sure in a few days"
User avatar #2 - thereisaguy (01/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You know what is even easier? Having safe sex in the first place.
User avatar #5 to #2 - elpinguinloco (01/15/2013) [-]
Had a pregscare with the the first chick I ever banged, after I came and pulled out, I noticed that the condom had ripped. Both terrified, were young as **** . Went to buy morning after pill because I looked the oldest. Fast forward about a month. Girl doesn't get period on time. I tell her she's just having a readjustment due to the hormones or something. Still freaking out, though. Buy pregnancy test at same store, pretty sure the guy (who is like 80yo) recognises me. She takes test, not prego. Happy as **** .
Buy descent condoms, kids. It's not worth the hassle.
User avatar #1 - desuforeverlulz (01/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>I didn't read the directions

My brother tried making some stove top popcorn with kernels without reading the directions and he said the popcorn sucked, it had a weird texture to it and was sort of chewy. I read the directions, did the parts that he did wrong right, and when he tried MY popcorn he was literally taken aback by how fluffy it was.

Lesson learned, if you have directions, read them.
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