Spotted: Aberdeen University Library
t,. h. "To the Nov attractive brown haired gentleman wearing a blue home on
the third floor, I would really We to chain you naked to the back of a
vehicle, a car, a bus, a a van, whatever, it doesn' t matter. What does
matter is that as it drives around town I wil be amide your back, inserting
various root vegetables into your anus. You wil scream in pan as the
rough concrete shreds away the flesh from your soft underbelly, but at
the same lime you wil be screaming in pleasure as I gently and sensually
push a parsnip up into your rectum. You wil squeal in horror as we move
onto a dual carriageway; and the remainder of your skin is rapidly grated
away, but at the same lime you wil be squeeing with excited ecstasy, as
you experience the incomparable feeing of a turnip journeying through
your colon. By the end of our ride you wil be naught but a bloodied
skeletal carcass stuffed full of vegetables, but you wil have had the most
thnking and orgasmic sexual encounter of your life.
Meet me in the disabled toilets in 15 minutes ryou' re up for it honey.
Don' t be scared, there' s nothing wrong with occasionally getting a We
kinky and experimental when it comes to sex, and we shouldn' t be
embarrassed about that. #YOLO"
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