Silly Jokes. . People are too soft these days. The other day I was telling someone a few " mama Cokes: when suddenly I started getting called an insensitive bas Silly Jokes People are too soft these days The other day I was telling someone a few " mama Cokes: when suddenly started getting called an insensitive bas
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People are too soft these days. The
other day I was telling someone a
few " mama Cokes:
when suddenly I started getting
called an insensitive bastard.
That' s the last time
I visit an orphanage.
My boss asked me to work through
my lunch break today.
I shouted. "You tucking bastard! I
come in at 8. 30 and don' t get
thanks tor it, work till 6 at night
and don' t get thanks tor it. while
lazy bastards like you leave at 2
Just to play golf all tucking after-
noon!"
Then I emailed him back and said.
Sure boss, no problem"
The Boomerang.
A Frisbee tor ginger kids.
I' iust added Princess Diana as a
friend on the wok.
I don' t think she has any games for
it though. because she' s always on
the dashboard.
What' s the similarity between
immigrants and sperm?
Thousands come but only one will
work.
I was about when my
dad caught me drinking.
I said. "Dad. honest it' s the first
time."
That' s a lie" he replied. "No one
ever gets caught at doing anything
the first time."
so later that night. I went out and
raped someone.
statistically... 9 out of to people
enjoy gang rape.
News headline: 'Woman dies from
lack of iron'
Maybe next time I tell one to do the
ironing. she' ll tucking listen.'
My girlfriend' s a pornstar.
my will she be pissed when she
finds out.
I was raping a woman last night an she
screamed "Nor. THINK OF MY
CHILDREN!"
Kinky bitch.
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#2 - weedly
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(01/15/2013) [-]
Repost!
#14 - newbtube
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(01/15/2013) [-]
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang-rape...someone please tell me that isn't true.
#25 to #14 - masterfluffydubs
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(01/15/2013) [-]
lol...
User avatar #16 to #14 - ryuuk
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(01/15/2013) [-]
the joke is that the 9 are raping the 1 that doesn't like it.
User avatar #20 to #16 - newbtube
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(01/15/2013) [-]
ah, now i just feel silly for not getting the joke
User avatar #30 - justxjames
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(01/17/2013) [-]
What is the worst thing about gang rape?
Being last!
#31 to #30 - zandersave [OP]
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(01/17/2013) [-]
wouldnt it be best to go first?
User avatar #32 to #31 - justxjames
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Yup
#33 to #32 - zandersave [OP]
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(01/18/2013) [-]
oh sorry i thought you asked what is the best thing about gang rape
User avatar #34 to #33 - justxjames
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(01/18/2013) [-]
No problem, Honest mistake.
#23 - heilmeinfuhrer **User deleted account**
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#18 - chaosnazo
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(01/15/2013) [-]
Hah!
#27 - anon id: 93682f14
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(01/15/2013) [-]
All taken from Sickipedia.
#19 - icanpaintyay
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#10 - tahusauras **User deleted account**
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User avatar #11 to #10 - HardyUndertook
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(01/15/2013) [-]
they're on my favorites if u wanna take a look
#12 to #10 - caplocker
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(01/15/2013) [-]
Ask OP, he will probably be reposting them soon.
#5 - anon id: 838bde2c
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(01/15/2013) [-]
actually only 8 out of 10 enjoy gang rape. the father is starting to have regrets
#3 - itsallinthefunny
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(01/15/2013) [-]
I dont get the boomerang one
I dont get the boomerang one
#7 to #3 - anon id: bfe6c30c
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(01/15/2013) [-]
lonly ginger kids
User avatar #8 to #3 - pmadeira
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(01/15/2013) [-]
they have no friends, they're gingers
User avatar #9 to #8 - itsallinthefunny
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(01/15/2013) [-]
I see...
#13 to #3 - anon id: fcfd17a5
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(01/15/2013) [-]
No one will play with gingers bomerang comes back, therefor they can have something to do
User avatar #15 to #3 - geofalke
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(01/15/2013) [-]
like souls, Gingers don't have friends
User avatar #17 to #3 - ryuuk
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(01/15/2013) [-]
ginger kids have no friends.
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