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jesus christ!

I emmerson sta rsh i psf rd i SI
may we Knew when he' s a baby. and JESUS when he' s
an adult, but bees the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager
years?
jesus, go feed the /
IOU' RE NOT MY REAL FATHER'
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes awn trom the shy
be what your stepfather says you little *****
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#7 - schizoo (01/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
they never had to worry when he went to a party. He only brought water
they never had to worry when he went to a party. He only brought water
#17 - mankey (01/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I have some exclusive footage of Jesus in those years!
I have some exclusive footage of Jesus in those years!
User avatar #6 - bloodseel (01/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I read somewhere that he fought a dragon in his teens and he was a little ****
User avatar #29 - tomhefailin (01/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
There was this one time. They go to this big town for whatever Jewish reason. A day into the journey back home Marys like, "Wait, where the **** is Jesus." Her and big Joe look for him for 3 days, they finally find him in the big church. They're all like, "Jesus, what the **** ? You can't just run away we been looking everywhere for you." And Jesus is all like, "Bitch, where else would I be? I'm Jesus ******* Christ, this my daddy house." Paraphrased of course.
#1 - dederplaol (01/14/2013) [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #10 - wiredgal (01/15/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I always thought that kind of made sense.
I mean, he was supposed to be human, right? With human flaws.

So he found out he was the son of God and freaked the **** out, didn't believe it.
Took him until he was in his thirties to accept his role and begin teaching.
#16 - jakols (01/15/2013) [-]
#22 - cometfire (01/15/2013) [-]
This tickled me in a special place.

Thumb for you, OP.
#40 - arcademachine (01/15/2013) [-]
I had this book when I wan young.
User avatar #18 - shingha (01/15/2013) [-]
I'm a christian and i find this very funny.
#32 - broorb (01/15/2013) [-]
it does actually
he rebelled by going to church
what a badman
#62 - rodneyabc (01/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Wasn't the life expectancy really really short back then?
#30 - hopate (01/15/2013) [-]
**hopate rolled a random image posted in comment #2811351 at MLP Friendly Board ** This is Jesus as a teen
User avatar #38 - drunkasaurus ONLINE (01/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
There are books of the bible that aren't actually in the bible but were considered for the bible, but they decided not to put them in the bible.... anyways one of them has Jesus fighting a dragon, another has a young jesus turn someone into a frog. In short, jesus was a dick.
User avatar #31 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (01/15/2013) [-]
That must of been when he ****** Mary Magdelene. Dammit Jesus use protection!
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