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Question to discuss:
I can' t believe that gays are getting away with their rape parades they are calling "pride parades"
You: you want to know why
You: because...
You: He' s the guy who' s the talk of the town
Stranger: Not gonna lie, I would go if my friends were all "Hey man, you wanna come to this rape parade?"
You: iwould to
You: hell i would go anyways
Stranger: There' d be a marching band, and floats, and those bigass balloons that they have on thanksgiving
You: it would be quite the experience
Stranger: but everyone would be getting blown by someone who was terrible at oral sex, and nobody would be happy
You: and then anal orgys would break out like
Stranger: aint no smokey the bear to tell you to put those fires out
You: this is perfect
You: oh my god i cannot stop laughing at that
You: Must don' t know why ifound that so funny
You: lol
Stranger: mission accomplished
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