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a small local dinner, eating breakfast
kl usual rare steak
waitress, visibly in the final stages of pregnancy brings my meal
was I relish en fine beef, I order scotch, as I always do alter eating
waitress moves behind the counter's peur my drink
sees that the bottle is en rather high shelve and notices that her small frame and her condition would never allow herts reach it
that, being the independent Osman that she is, she tries to get a chaircolt she can climb en. but all chairs are tee heavy fer , feminine arms
leeks around and her eyes lock with mine , and in an instinct she leeks down
Yet again" I think as I disregard all rules and her, with sure steps
Eevery men in the diner leek overthere rare steaks with mischievous smiles. They can smell the oppression
puhlease, ' t___" she tries to say
a single hand I put aside the heavy chair she struggled SC) much to mave. in a swift, patriarchal mave
lips start trembling as selvaging involuntarily becomes moist, as a jew' s mouth ever maney_
Wwomen all around heads. Amoung girl in tears ask her mather: "Why msm. why?"
men relish en the fear, putting their hands inside . adjusting their new erect penises- Some start laughing and pounding the tables with their closed fists
bl get close to the Osman. my fully erect phallus her pregnant belly and without looking, I grabage bottle hem the shelve
drops en the floor, holding herself, unable to held
men get up and start beating the tables with their erect penises, like percussion instruments. Their cheer, making the rape I' m commiting even crueler
was I pick up a glass and peur myselfe drink, she starts sobbing " you-" and suddenly gees into labor
she screams, a baby cames out of her, with a mustache
fit was a privilege"
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Submitted: 01/13/2013
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User avatar #6 - silvanyis (01/14/2013) [-]
Yes. I love these. Moar.
#4 - WhattheNorris (01/14/2013) [-]
I love these so much

I love these so much
#3 - wholesomeburn (01/13/2013) [-]
I am generally confused...
User avatar #5 to #3 - WhattheNorris (01/14/2013) [-]
It's making fun of feminists who consider everything men do as some kind of flaunting of their male status above them.
User avatar #8 to #5 - tealcanaan (01/19/2013) [-]
It is called satire.
User avatar #9 to #8 - WhattheNorris (01/19/2013) [-]
#2 - eternalred (01/13/2013) [-]
**eternalred rolled a random image posted in comment #2900932 at MLP Friendly Board ** This is beyond alpha
#1 - youxbarstard (01/13/2013) [-]
Then the mother asks
"why does my baby have a mustache?"
#7 to #1 - YourLordAndMaster (01/14/2013) [-]
Because it's male
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