A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing en the footpath in front of
Next to her was a basket condoning a number of tiny creatures; in
her hand was a sign announcing FREE .
Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her.
Out ofthe lead car stepped a grinning slick looking man.
Hi there little girl, I' m Prime Minister David Cameron.
What do yeu have in that basket?" he asked.
kittens," little Suzy said.
How old are they?" asked Cameron.
Suzy replied, "They' re SC) young, their eyes aren' t even epin yet."
And what kind of kittens are they?"
Tory supporters," answered Suzy with a smile.
Cameron was delighted. As seen as he returned to his car, he called
his PR chief and told him abaut the little girl and the kittens.
Recognizing the perfect photo , the two of them agreed that the
Prime Minister sheild return the next day and in front of the
have the girl talk abaut her discerning kittens.
Se the next day, Suzy was again standing en the footpath with her
basket of "FREE KITTENS," when anither motorcade pulled up,
This time fallowed by vans from BBC, ITV, Channel 4 and Sky News.
Cameras and audie equipment were quickly set up, then Cameron got
out of his lime and walked ever to little Suzy.
Hello, again," he said, "I' d leve it fyou would tell all my friends out
there what kind of kittens yeu' re giving away."
Yes sir," Suzy said. "They' re UKIP supporters."
Taken by surprise, the Prime Minister Hammered,
Eut... but... yesterday, yeu told me they were Tory SUPPORTERS."
Little Suzy smiled and said, "1 know.
But taday, they have their eyes open."
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