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#41 - nurgle (01/14/2013) [-]
join me and you shall survive
#120 to #41 - commentremoved (01/14/2013) [-]
I rather do cocaine and have crazy sex orgies.
#126 to #120 - nurgle (01/14/2013) [-]
you mean you rather do cocaine and have your asshole pierced by 1000 dick with thorns every hour
#106 to #41 - bonkboy (01/14/2013) [-]
Find peace in death Heretic.
#107 to #106 - nurgle (01/14/2013) [-]
i will for i will fester for all eternity. You shall join me sooner or later my dear child
#73 to #41 - Mojake (01/14/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you worthless heretic? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Space Marines, and I've led an incomprehensible number of secret raids against the forces of chaos, and I have over 30 million confirmed purgings. I am trained in armored warfare and I'm the top Ultramarine in all the Space Marine Chapters. You are nothing to me but just another heretic. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this universe, mark my ******* words.
You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Warp? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the galaxy and your powers are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bolter.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Adeptus Mechanicus and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little **** . If only you could have known what holy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot.
User avatar #53 to #41 - kingnarnode (01/14/2013) [-]
papa nurgle loves his children
#52 to #41 - anoyingmos (01/14/2013) [-]
Purge the heretic! Burn the unclean!
#66 to #52 - serotonin ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
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