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User avatar #2 - sidnineonefourtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
Ha! You're wrong I can't possibly fall asleep while fucking! That would imply I have somebody to......fuck.
#31 - jamiemsm (01/14/2013) [-]
this is obviously bullshit. im pisces and i know the fbi are following me.
#1 - anonymous (01/13/2013) [-]
wow... this was like the first pic uploaded on funnyjunk
User avatar #9 - Theyneverknow (01/13/2013) [-]
Gemini
I..Am bi..
I am a cheap cunt...
Oh god why
#40 - Tatou (01/14/2013) [-]
I am a Capricorn. I kinda wish I was a Gemini. At least there is sex.
User avatar #36 - blackoakbrony (01/14/2013) [-]
I'm Gemini,

bi,
cheap,
intelligent,
and fond of incest


what is happening
#33 - purrpurrpurr (01/14/2013) [-]
Noooo Scorpio!
Noooo Scorpio!
#41 - joshofsouls (01/14/2013) [+] (5 replies)

Well, I was having a good day..

Now I'm afraid that I'll be murdered.

I've got to acquire a defense against this.
#38 - winsauceiswin (01/14/2013) [-]
mfw i was born december 25
User avatar #37 - SnugglyWuggly (01/14/2013) [-]
(aries) I'm sorry everyone, I didn't know.
User avatar #15 - mydogizmexican (01/13/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Am.. Am i the only Capricorn?
User avatar #18 to #17 - mydogizmexican (01/13/2013) [-]
Yay i'm not the only worthless peice of crap.. according to this post..
#14 - craftycheesewiz (01/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
People think I'm a jerk...
People think I'm a jerk...
User avatar #39 to #14 - theghostrider (01/14/2013) [-]
I know that feel, mate...
User avatar #12 - whenallelsefails (01/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Sagittarius and proud!
#13 to #12 - Magnisethered (01/13/2013) [-]
Same. Hell yes
#54 - anonrandom (01/14/2013) [-]
Scorpio.   
>Pinnacle of success due to total lack of ethics   
>Most scorpios are murdered   
   
mfw I'm joining the army
Scorpio.
>Pinnacle of success due to total lack of ethics
>Most scorpios are murdered

mfw I'm joining the army
User avatar #53 - sirformidio ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
>conservative
I can't be conservative, I'm a faggot.
#52 - kazumamikura (01/14/2013) [-]
MFW im a Gemini, i am a quick thinker, and i am Bisexual, i am a cheap bastard... At least i don't like incest... that much
User avatar #51 - pureevil (01/14/2013) [-]
I don't wanna be murdered :/
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#5 - anonymous (01/13/2013) [-]
spot on taurus :D
User avatar #3 - kookiefrankus (01/13/2013) [-]
Funny. That was pretty close, except for my wife is the one that falls asleep during sex. My blow up wife
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