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#149 - anonymous (01/14/2013) [-]
Girls wouldn't be that complicated if guys just LISTENED.
#178 to #149 - anonymous (01/14/2013) [-]
You are so wrong it hurts.
I will memorize every letter of every word my girlfriend says, write it all down in 3 different languages, publish it, have Opra read it and show it on TV and my girlfriend would still say "you don't listen".
#165 to #149 - xozonex (01/14/2013) [-]
>Decide to listen to girlfriend bitch about everything
>She finally stops
>Sees me still listening intently
>Breaks up with me saying that I am too clingy and she feels uncomfortable.

What else could've happened...

>Girl is bitching, decide to tune her out
>She stops bitching after an hour of it non-stop
>notices I haven't been paying much attention
>Breaks up with me, saying I need to get my priorities straight.
User avatar #150 to #149 - thehumanheater (01/14/2013) [-]
don't feed the troll
#153 to #150 - anonymous (01/14/2013) [-]
I'm not trolling. I'm just sick of guys complaining they can't understand girls when they don't take the time to actually THINK
#168 to #153 - eenopjd (01/14/2013) [-]
You have to understand, though. Boys are not only biologically different than girls, but they are raised in society a lot different, too. Did you happen to catch that content about a 1970's book further on up?

Many guys will find it very hard to stop, think, and actually understand a girl when she hints to things. Girls expect guys to just know things. This is much of the reason there is such a communication barrier between the genders.

However, if the guy's sensing and feeling side is more developed, he has more of a chance. Take myself for instance; I was raised by two incredibly matriarchal families. Being around so many girls for so much of my life, I have a little more sense than other guys...even though, as a side effect, I don't like to socialize with many guys my age.
User avatar #156 to #153 - thehumanheater (01/14/2013) [-]
maybe its just me but i do listen consistently and every time is just talking in circles, but maybe i'm just the male version of the women who say she cant find a nice guy, i have not a clue
#159 to #156 - anonymous (01/14/2013) [-]
When a girl says nothing's wrong, you should be able to tell by the tone of her voice that she's upset. She wants to know that the guy wants to know.
User avatar #194 to #159 - neutralgray (01/14/2013) [-]
That's the problem, or one of. Guys are upfront. When they're feeling bad they will either:
A.) They actually don't want you to know and burden you so they hide it
B.) Tell you because... well, why hide it?

Girls insist on men just knowing when we really just want some things a bit more upfront.
#164 to #159 - anonymous (01/14/2013) [-]
She wants the guy to want to know? Isn't that why we ask in the first place?
For all of us, please get back in the kitchen.
#167 to #164 - anonymous (01/14/2013) [-]
hurrhurr kitchen. no. you could just be asking just so she's not mad at you anymore. not because you sincerely care about her feelings.
#184 to #167 - anonymous (01/14/2013) [-]
Still confused as to why dafuq I have to ask twice? Dont say nothing's wrong if its false.
Honesty is the best policy.
So, nice tits.
#162 to #159 - anonymous (01/14/2013) [-]
Aha! there you break your argument people have to take courses to fully understand the tone of someones voice, unless the woman yells it at you it would be extremely dif ficult for the untrained to tell and by then it's too late!
User avatar #166 to #162 - hairyjonson (01/14/2013) [-]
well i did notice that i listened i called her beautiful and she still dump me for some jerk because she felt sorry for him after i kick his ass for slapping hers
User avatar #192 to #166 - iamepicness (01/14/2013) [-]
Im sorry ):
User avatar #277 to #192 - hairyjonson (01/16/2013) [-]
its all good showed my who she really was
User avatar #278 to #277 - iamepicness (01/16/2013) [-]
True but still. I really hate people like that. :/ Ive been dumped for another girl before and it was horrible.
User avatar #285 to #278 - hairyjonson (01/19/2013) [-]
wow that really sucks i know how you feel, but i feel better now she called me and ask if we can get back together because he dumped her. i said no
User avatar #286 to #285 - iamepicness (01/19/2013) [-]
Thats what happened with me i told him i found someone else and ive been happily with that someone else since.
User avatar #287 to #286 - hairyjonson (01/19/2013) [-]
that's good i wish the best for you and i kinda did but im still nerves to ask her she is a sexy diesel mechanic
User avatar #288 to #287 - iamepicness (01/19/2013) [-]
Well when you work up the to ask her out i hope she says yes (:
User avatar #289 to #288 - hairyjonson (01/19/2013) [-]
haha thanks i hope so to we went mattress surfing yesterday very romantic lol ps i am from texas
User avatar #290 to #289 - iamepicness (01/19/2013) [-]
ive never been matress surfing but it sounds fun. and im from illinois
User avatar #291 to #290 - hairyjonson (01/19/2013) [-]
well it is fun you hook it up behind a truck and pull it around in a pasture but we dont go over 30 mph we dont want to hurt anybody
User avatar #292 to #291 - iamepicness (01/19/2013) [-]
Cool. I would try that but it's way to cold here. Lol
User avatar #293 to #292 - hairyjonson (01/19/2013) [-]
well it better if you were heavy jacket in case you fall off it wont hurt so much
User avatar #300 to #293 - iamepicness (01/19/2013) [-]
Why is it good I dont drink? And I will
User avatar #298 to #293 - iamepicness (01/19/2013) [-]
For some reason i cant reply to your most recent comments. Weird. And ok.
User avatar #299 to #298 - hairyjonson (01/19/2013) [-]
dunno and you should really try it and its good you don't drink
User avatar #296 to #293 - iamepicness (01/19/2013) [-]
Im not old enough to drink and i never really drank much before sooo yeah. *nervous laugh*
User avatar #297 to #296 - hairyjonson (01/19/2013) [-]
you don't have to drink and don't let a drinker drive while you're on the mattress
User avatar #294 to #293 - iamepicness (01/19/2013) [-]
Oh ok. well its still to cold for my liking. i hate cold. but im definetly gonna try when it gets warmer out
User avatar #295 to #294 - hairyjonson (01/19/2013) [-]
yea its fun but almost every thing fun when there is beer
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