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#20 - tomhefailin (01/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
repost   
still funny   
dont even care   
has my blessing   
go repost go
repost
still funny
dont even care
has my blessing
go repost go
#132 - forkutensil (01/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Book one, part 1.
#85 - biggrand (01/13/2013) [+] (10 replies)
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**biggrand rolled user fullretard **

you're pretty, here's this chocolate
#143 - xhelliscoldx (01/14/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I can barely figure out my own gender and now this bitch just goes around saying we are simple?!
I can barely figure out my own gender and now this bitch just goes around saying we are simple?!
#158 - deathrinder (01/14/2013) [-]
He still loses this argument
#125 - meatymanbearpig (01/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
because then you go and say "no im not" to the pretty compliment and "i dont want any, but thanks anyways" to the chocolate.....
#39 - thearcher ONLINE (01/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How hard is it to EARN said chocolate and compliments by being deserving of them through actions of kindness and general non-sluttiness? Anyone else??
#149 - anonexplains (01/14/2013) [+] (32 replies)
Girls wouldn't be that complicated if guys just LISTENED.
#165 to #149 - xozonex (01/14/2013) [-]
>Decide to listen to girlfriend bitch about everything
>She finally stops
>Sees me still listening intently
>Breaks up with me saying that I am too clingy and she feels uncomfortable.

What else could've happened...

>Girl is bitching, decide to tune her out
>She stops bitching after an hour of it non-stop
>notices I haven't been paying much attention
>Breaks up with me, saying I need to get my priorities straight.
#171 - kilohercules (01/14/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I can imagine hearing Fluttershy’s innocent moans and gasps; as she holds my bucking waist between her curvy spread legs, feeling my swollen cock thrusting back and forth inside her petite pussy. Her hot breath hitting my face as her hands grip me tightly, whilst she feels tingle after tingle from her throbbing clit causing her to moan with pleasure.

Her eager, tight, wet warm snatch sucking my thick phallus in up to the base; as her pussy juices splash everywhere coating my dick in glistening fluids. Holding me close and making that sexy innocent face at me, as her pussy contracts around my pulsating dick, then she begins to squeal as she squirts pussy juice everywhere, whilst her insides contract and squeeze my member, milking it hard until I pull out and spunk all over her big tits giving her a creamy glazing as she finally comes down from her high.
#174 to #171 - butsecks **User deleted account** (01/14/2013) [-]
obvious troll.
obvious troll.
+3
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#114 - itemmaaan (01/14/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk: OC is not complicated. Seriously. How hard is it to post OC and give them thumbs?     
FJ community: DON'T EVEN START THIS 						****					 WITH ME BRO.  POSTING OC IS LIKE A JENGA CROSSWORD PUZZLE RUBIX CUBES STRAPPED ON TERRORIST WHO ARE SCREAMING AT YOU IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE.   
   
Seriously how many times will this be posted?
Funnyjunk: OC is not complicated. Seriously. How hard is it to post OC and give them thumbs?
FJ community: DON'T EVEN START THIS **** WITH ME BRO. POSTING OC IS LIKE A JENGA CROSSWORD PUZZLE RUBIX CUBES STRAPPED ON TERRORIST WHO ARE SCREAMING AT YOU IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE.

Seriously how many times will this be posted?
#26 - mikepetru (01/13/2013) [+] (17 replies)
Guys are not complicated.  Seriously.  How hard is it to say nothing and give us head?
Guys are not complicated. Seriously. How hard is it to say nothing and give us head?
#193 - organicglory (01/14/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>implying terrorists would scream at you in english
User avatar #202 to #193 - thumbsdenied (01/14/2013) [-]
>implying terrorist cant be english
+10
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User avatar #130 - cubanwhiteman (01/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Girls are walking, talking, confusing minefields, where the floor is literaly a mine
field, and you need to figure out which mine isn't a mine all the time, because
sometimes the mines go off at confusing times, which confuses you more.
Nonetheless, your legs are gone because you were walking in a minefield. But
you're cool with that. You get over it.
So you decide to walk in another minefield. Thinking this one's different. So you walk
into that minefield, thinking there are no mines, right?

Wrong. Dead wrong, brother. You're ****** .

Because you thought there were no mines, guess what? That activates one of the
mines. You're ****** toast. And think you're done with minefields right? Turns out,
both those minefields meet each other and discuss about you.
Well both those minefields drop a bigger mine on your ass, and guess what? Your
house is literally a minefield. Now you're thinking, okay, I guess I could just move.
But you never truly escape from those minefields. They never truly forget you, and
they never truly forgive... They are worse than satan himself. They are... The
minefields.....

Coming soon, to a theater near you.
#263 - drunkengnome (01/14/2013) [-]
His face when he stopped typing.
His face when he stopped typing.
#218 - josieabby (01/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #99 - Denmarrk (01/14/2013) [+] (13 replies)
To boys, I will give you some girl advice.

If we are silent, or seem upset, ask us what's wrong. If we say that we're fine or that we don't want to talk about it, give us a hug and then say "Babe, I know something's up. I know you too well. Tell me, maybe I can fix it."

Yes, we love chocolate. And yes, we love compliments. Try not to get angry at us, most of us are sensitive.

If we cry, follow advice #1. Or just cuddle and let us talk. We love to feel like someone cares.

If your girl is on her period, then give her some space. Do what she wants, and don't ask much of her. We snap easily and get annoyed quickly.

I hope this helps. Now go find a girlfriend.
#64 - ihaveakeyboard (01/13/2013) [-]
the text paragraphs and rage below are incredible
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