Holy hell. . WHAT THE FUCK’!
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Holy hell

WHAT THE FUCK’!
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Submitted: 01/13/2013
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User avatar #2 - supahsayin (01/13/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I'll take the first one because I can slide it slowly enough to where I won't get cut
User avatar #40 - sasquatchjc (01/13/2013) [-]
razor blade, just rub the flat side part on your pee hole since they never specified it had to be on the sharp side
#25 - defectivetoast ONLINE (01/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The correct term is urethra.
User avatar #17 - adzo ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
My dick just retracted into my body. It literally feels like I have a vagina now.
User avatar #103 - winsauceiswin (01/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
jam lite firecracker in then take it out before it blows up
#87 - junysan (01/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm Ok with this!.jpg
#30 - sienimies (01/13/2013) [-]
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#117 - majbuzzkill (01/14/2013) [-]
I'm not good with making hard choices
I'm not good with making hard choices
User avatar #91 - twitchalicious (01/14/2013) [-]
Anything involving peehole is a no.
#65 - MikeDaBAMF (01/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**MikeDaBAMF rolled a random image posted in comment #453 at Silly Feminists ** MFW
#86 to #65 - augustusxxiv (01/14/2013) [-]
The guy's face in that picture
The guy's face in that picture
#120 - albiwankenobi (01/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Razorblade. Come on, chicks dig circumcised gu... oh... a split log you say? Vertically?!    
   
Well... then this girl would be even more amazing when giving head.
Razorblade. Come on, chicks dig circumcised gu... oh... a split log you say? Vertically?!

Well... then this girl would be even more amazing when giving head.
#39 - javalavalay (01/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
pain olympics    
   
i seen that shit happen.
pain olympics

i seen that shit happen.
#18 - docxy (01/13/2013) [-]
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#124 - skrynox (01/14/2013) [-]
Rusty razor all the way. At least it would heal.

I don't feel like looking for 36 parts of my penis scattered across the floor.
User avatar #122 - deadbyapril (01/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Easy, the firecracker says no where in the statement you can't put that fuse out.
#111 - evilanakie (01/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
30% have not heard of "Egypt" or "Hitler" or "employment line"
User avatar #94 - rodiganschmidt (01/14/2013) [-]
obviously firecracker
#52 - carlsagouin (01/14/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Well.. The blade, I guess. I'd be able to recover.. probably.
Well.. The blade, I guess. I'd be able to recover.. probably.
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