True Bro. . File: MD, 320x240, ) Changing out with my best friend at his apartment. playing vidya like I AM. his sexy as hell girlfriend shows up considerably drunk s clearly super horny. and is practically begging him to ditch me and have sex with her mostlyjunk ignores her then starts hitting en mete make him jealous. he doesn' t give a shit eclogue is exchanged with her basically saying she' s genna get naked
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True Bro

File: MD, 320x240, )
Changing out with my best friend at his apartment. playing vidya
like I AM. his sexy as hell girlfriend shows up considerably drunk
s clearly super horny. and is practically begging him to ditch me and have sex with her
mostlyjunk ignores her
then starts hitting en mete make him jealous. he doesn' t give a shit
eclogue is exchanged with her basically saying she' s genna get naked and doesn' t care which ens of us fucks her and gees to his bedroom
out a condem and gives it to me
Baisically pushes mete his bedroom. despite me being confused as fuck. and when I protest he says net to werry about him because he "can just play singleplayer for a while" while he waits
wists: he knowthat I was still virgin. despite best efforts
4 walk in. she' s laying there and is a bit disappointed. but still eager
sex ensues
4 reemerge seme time later
leeks at me. simply asks "All done?"
4 to ask him what the fuck he' s thinking. he simply stands up walks into his bedroom.
Twalks opte her and says "Youve been cheating en me with tgey in her classe haven' t you? Dent lie. I knew Wu have. Pack up everthings and get the fuck out of my sight."
screams curses at him. threas shit. he stands there and stares her dawn until she finally leaves.
desk at him in utter awe
leeks back at me and before I can say anything he says "I was genna break up with her anyway. and I needed to get Wu laid. Two birds. ens stone."
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#1 - youxbarstard (01/13/2013) [-]
Them wing man skills.
Them wing man skills.
User avatar #5 - charagrin (01/13/2013) [-]
Greatest wingman ever.....
#13 - gimmetheporn (01/14/2013) [-]
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#8 - moffe (01/13/2013) [-]
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#3 - huttbug (01/13/2013) [-]
THE WING MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
THE WING MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
#6 - wholesomeburn (01/13/2013) [-]
That guy... Just... Wow... Perfect...
#24 - sscuba ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
#12 - darthdew ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
This restored my faith in humanity
#7 - hirollin (01/13/2013) [-]
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#37 - weinerdick (01/14/2013) [-]
And to this day OP still hasn't let his friend out of the longest unrecorded bro-hug in history
And to this day OP still hasn't let his friend out of the longest unrecorded bro-hug in history
#27 - ICEDgrunge ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
I've only heard stories of a man like this through ancient scriptures and forgotten texts scrolled upon decrepit walls.    
We are living on this Earth with a god among wingmen,    
people of funnyjunk,   
Bow your heads in honor of this man of flesh, but wings of gold.
I've only heard stories of a man like this through ancient scriptures and forgotten texts scrolled upon decrepit walls.
We are living on this Earth with a god among wingmen,
people of funnyjunk,
Bow your heads in honor of this man of flesh, but wings of gold.
#2 - hiruma (01/13/2013) [-]
Damn


That dudes a bro
#36 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (01/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
there will never be a more broglorious brotastic bro of such brostacy for a long, long time
#41 to #36 - jimmynutz (01/14/2013) [-]
The merits of this story shall be the foundations of a glorious new age of Brotocracy, a new golden age where bros shall broexist peacefully
#25 - Covenantkilla (01/14/2013) [-]
<<<that guy
#35 - FuckYourSofa (01/14/2013) [-]
Wingman of the century.
#10 - irokk (01/14/2013) [-]
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#4 - kapane (01/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #39 - homoboe (01/14/2013) [-]
I don't even have words for this... only a thumb.
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