True Bro. . File: MD, 320x240, ) Changing out with my best friend at his apartment. playing vidya like I AM. his sexy as hell girlfriend shows up considerably d
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True Bro

File: MD, 320x240, )
Changing out with my best friend at his apartment. playing vidya
like I AM. his sexy as hell girlfriend shows up considerably drunk
s clearly super horny. and is practically begging him to ditch me and have sex with her
mostlyjunk ignores her
then starts hitting en mete make him jealous. he doesn' t give a ****
eclogue is exchanged with her basically saying she' s genna get naked and doesn' t care which ens of us ***** her and gees to his bedroom
out a condem and gives it to me
Baisically pushes mete his bedroom. despite me being confused as **** . and when I protest he says net to werry about him because he "can just play singleplayer for a while" while he waits
wists: he knowthat I was still virgin. despite best efforts
4 walk in. she' s laying there and is a bit disappointed. but still eager
sex ensues
4 reemerge seme time later
leeks at me. simply asks "All done?"
4 to ask him what the **** he' s thinking. he simply stands up walks into his bedroom.
Twalks opte her and says "Youve been cheating en me with tgey in her classe haven' t you? Dent lie. I knew Wu have. Pack up everthings and get the **** out of my sight."
screams curses at him. threas **** . he stands there and stares her dawn until she finally leaves.
desk at him in utter awe
leeks back at me and before I can say anything he says "I was genna break up with her anyway. and I needed to get Wu laid. Two birds. ens stone."
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Submitted: 01/13/2013
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#1 - youxbarstard ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Them wing man skills.
Them wing man skills.
User avatar #5 - charagrin ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Greatest wingman ever.....
#8 - moffe (01/13/2013) [-]
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#3 - huttbug (01/13/2013) [-]
THE WING MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
THE WING MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
User avatar #6 - wholesomeburn ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
That guy... Just... Wow... Perfect...
#24 - sscuba (01/14/2013) [-]
#12 - darthdew (01/14/2013) [-]
This restored my faith in humanity
#7 - hirollin (01/13/2013) [-]
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#37 - weinerdick (01/14/2013) [-]
And to this day OP still hasn't let his friend out of the longest unrecorded bro-hug in history
And to this day OP still hasn't let his friend out of the longest unrecorded bro-hug in history
#27 - ICEDgrunge (01/14/2013) [-]
I've only heard stories of a man like this through ancient scriptures and forgotten texts scrolled upon decrepit walls.    
We are living on this Earth with a god among wingmen,    
people of funnyjunk,   
Bow your heads in honor of this man of flesh, but wings of gold.
I've only heard stories of a man like this through ancient scriptures and forgotten texts scrolled upon decrepit walls.
We are living on this Earth with a god among wingmen,
people of funnyjunk,
Bow your heads in honor of this man of flesh, but wings of gold.
#2 - hiruma (01/13/2013) [-]
Damn


That dudes a bro
#36 - masterchiefawesome (01/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
there will never be a more broglorious brotastic bro of such brostacy for a long, long time
#41 to #36 - jimmynutz (01/14/2013) [-]
The merits of this story shall be the foundations of a glorious new age of Brotocracy, a new golden age where bros shall broexist peacefully
#25 - Covenantkilla (01/14/2013) [-]
<<<that guy
#35 - FuckYourSofa (01/14/2013) [-]
Wingman of the century.
#10 - irokk (01/14/2013) [-]
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#4 - kapane ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
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#32 - jumpstarts (01/14/2013) [-]
APPROVED!!!
#31 - godofcorndog (01/14/2013) [-]
>His friend's face when he passes him the condom.
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