Nick Names, how do they work?

William = Billy
William -> Will -> Bill -> Billy

Richard = Dick
Richard -> Rick -> Dick

any more nicknames?

My friends turned Beth to Beffen.
After making it my username, I've discovered beffen is Dutch for cunnilingus.

Wait, My name is Riley, how do people get "Dumb fucking faggot" out of that?

I hate when people call me Bill or Billy. If my name was Billiam I would understand, but it's not.

Robert = Rob = Bob.

William = Willy = Billy.

Richard = Rick = Dick.


Now stop worrying, although someone else (hopefully) pointed it out before me.

Waffies --> sexysonofabitch!

I know a guy called Richard Buts. That awkward moment when you realize, "HOLY SHIT! DICK BUTT!"

My name is Rich, and i remember in highschool all the jocks thought it would be hilarious to call me Dick. One of them called out to me once and said "Hey Dick!" I turn around and say "what?" He and his friends proceed to laugh and say "Haha you responded to Dick!" To which i say "yeah that's my name...what do you want?" "Oh...nothin" MFW I was never called Dick again.
tldr: People called me Dick and i didnt give a fuck so they stopped

my dads name is richard and we call him dick. dick stop being so hard on us

I always wondered how they turned my name, Robert, into "Gut retching pedophile"

I prefer to call them "Nicholas Names"

My name is Richard, literally no one ever calls me Dick.

They'd rather call me Ricky Bobby instead.

Robert-Rob-Bob
William-Will-Bill-Billy
Richard-Rich-Rick-Dick

later that evening...

Now say hey "bob & dick'' sounds a lot like bobbin dick to me....

**departed rolled a random comment #42 posted by Hawke at When someone asks me for a drink ** :

My dad's name is Mike.
It is not short for Michael or anything else.
His name is just Mike.
What else, is that he has no middle name.

>mfw creative grandmothers

People call my friend Robert "Bobbert". I guess that counts for something.