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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#29 - Hawke
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#357 to #29 - resbiansrock
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#374 to #29 - gulikanwow
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#370 to #29 - antistar
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#375 to #29 - anon id: 2619fc4c
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That wasn't even that funny...
#380 to #29 - camwilskel
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#103 to #29 - GreenToxon
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#140 to #29 - jakesterify
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#112 to #29 - quantummech [OP]
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That actually made me laugh, thank you!
That actually made me laugh, thank you!
User avatar #298 to #112 - Seventeen
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you look like ricky gervais.
#3 - starchild
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What i expected
#32 - notarepostlol
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MFW nothing racist happened
#9 - mattdoggy
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Remember that the police are civil servants    
if you ask nicely they will:   
1. Give you a ride places when you are drunk   
2. Pull you out of ditches or help you get gas if you run out   
3. Help you find your friends if they are nearby    
4. Even give you a tour of the area if they aren't busy   
and a lot more junk like that   
   
usually they are just asses because they are hated, but if you become their friend they will become yours, and you can get out of a lot of bad spots.    
gif related, i learned it all by befriending a busty cop
Remember that the police are civil servants
if you ask nicely they will:
1. Give you a ride places when you are drunk
2. Pull you out of ditches or help you get gas if you run out
3. Help you find your friends if they are nearby
4. Even give you a tour of the area if they aren't busy
and a lot more junk like that

usually they are just asses because they are hated, but if you become their friend they will become yours, and you can get out of a lot of bad spots.
gif related, i learned it all by befriending a busty cop
#378 to #9 - EdwardNigma
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I never have understood why people hated cops. They go out there every day, and always risking, albeit being a very small chance (However this varies), their lives.

They do their duty for the good of society and the law and they don't even get paid that much. Thats a respectable man to me.
#53 to #9 - jokervsbatsy
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Do you have source of the gif?
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#284 to #9 - partnerintroll
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YOU FOOL! YOU MUST RAPE HER.jpeg
User avatar #41 to #9 - garvielxloken
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I'm an Explorer with a police department, and I love this. I ain't heard of the tour giving part, though o.o One thing I do like about having cops around me is that even off duty they're packing and know how to shoot... Most of the time :P
#168 to #9 - buttinspecter
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"I'm Lil' Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass"
"I'm Lil' Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass"
User avatar #14 to #9 - jimmyprice
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just wondering how would i get in contact with a cop if i needed for one of these things like would i call 911 or just wait around till i find one?
User avatar #15 to #14 - iwanttousenumbers
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Most police stations have a direct number
User avatar #16 to #15 - jimmyprice
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ah okay thank you
User avatar #26 to #16 - iwanttousenumbers
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No problem
#34 to #9 - bulbakip
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awwwwwww yeah
#46 to #34 - beerterror
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mfw nikki nova
User avatar #232 to #46 - iforgotmypasswords
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Oh my god, there's a name I haven't heard in a decade
#21 - rocsoge **User deleted account**
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HFW he ties his shoes
#2 - centaursteve
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He probably stole those shoes.
#12 to #2 - facadeon
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#10 to #2 - Ihazfunkitty
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ITS FUNNY CUZ HES BLACK
ITS FUNNY CUZ HES BLACK
#7 to #2 - maddboiy
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HAHAHAHAHHA RACISM!!!!!
#24 to #2 - noshitholmes
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#4 to #2 - thebigfudge
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Somestimes just no
Somestimes just no
#39 - klondikemonster
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Most people don't seem to understand that police officers are people also, and they can be really nice people when they're on duty or off duty.
Most people don't seem to understand that police officers are people also, and they can be really nice people when they're on duty or off duty.
User avatar #67 to #39 - neokun
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One officer was trying to be a smart ass to my uncle infront of a female officer, I presume she was new. So my uncle socked him in the face, he says that weekend in the cell was worth it.
#76 to #67 - schneidend
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Tell your uncle he's a ******** for me, please? Thanks.
Tell your uncle he's a ******** for me, please? Thanks.
User avatar #77 to #76 - neokun
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He knew he would get put in a cell for it, but if someone is taking the piss out of you, you would not do anything back?
User avatar #78 to #77 - schneidend
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You don't just attack somebody for giving you a good-natured ribbing. Or, at least, people who aren't butthurt neanderthal hillbillies don't. If he really wanted to embarrass that cop, he should have had a comeback. What does a sucker punch prove, other than that you're more ready to commit violence on somebody who is not expecting a physical confrontation? If the situation had been reversed, the officer's entire career could have been ruined by so-called "police brutality" and your moronic uncle probably would have pressed charges and tried to sue the local department.
User avatar #81 to #78 - neokun
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It was not a "Good natured ribbing". He was being physically rough with him, trying to look tough. We are also not Hillbillies. We aren't even from America.
User avatar #87 to #81 - schneidend
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That's not what you said before. You said he was "trying to be a smart ass to my uncle." How are being physically rough and being a smart ass even remotely related?
User avatar #93 to #87 - neokun
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Fine wrong word.
User avatar #42 to #39 - ninjamyles **User deleted account**
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or they can be total ass as well
User avatar #43 to #42 - klondikemonster
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Just like anybody else, if they're acting like an ass, their day is probably not going so well. Have a little empathy with them.
#52 to #42 - anon id: d3047247
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"can be total ass" i can honestly say Ive never heard that one
#44 to #42 - skorchy
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Think about how much you dislike people sometimes. Now picture having to put up with their **** full time. You might have days every now and then where you're not in the best of moods.
User avatar #48 to #39 - itsmedturner
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The main people who hate cops are criminals and people with really fast cars.
User avatar #47 to #39 - rupertthepink
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My dad is a cop.

Some cops are nice... generally they are all extremely biased and huge control freaks. Oh, and dicks. a lot of them are dicks too.
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#100 - ohgodmysides
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LOCAL COP INTERVENES NATURAL LEARNING PROCESS FORCEFULLY BY PREVENTING A KID FROM TIEING ITS OWN SHOES!!! WHAT DOES THE POLCE PLOT NEXT TO INTERVENE WITH OUR PRIVAT LIFE? ARE OUR KIDS SAFE? AND IF FOR HOW LONG?
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#68 - felixjarl
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Well damn, funnyjunk have truly corrupted me, i was expecting one of the most racist posts of all time.

I don't know if i am disapointed or trilled because of this.