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one Never thought I' d end up having to go to court in LA... ]
What happened?
ti hours ago ' Like
For gonna be honest, Its realty so I
probably shouldnt say too much.,
ti hours ago . Like
Probably hate crimes against Asians
6 hours ago ' Like
N give you a hint, it has to do with what appeared to
he a really sad looking girl that I aw while driving and a really on
misunderstanding that happened because of a really thick accent. Its
literally impossible to be a nice person in LA. ;
d. amours ago . Like - it I person
so. you should know that I may not appear to be
completely Innocent on this one and there is some explaining to do.
What happened was that there was tns poor looking girl walking
down the street really late at night I had been working late working
on some presentations and when t saw this girl walking down the
street she looked realty sad and Iwas concerned that it was so late
and t we wanted to make sure she was okay. so tended up pulling
over just to say
A hours ago ' Like
MI whats up and to check on her and see if I could help.
well rather than answering me in ANY way she just walks up and
gets into the can new at the time, this didn' t really seem weird to me
since the way I pictured this whole thing going down was Iwas just
going to he a good and tale her home like a good boy
would do for a stranded girl.
4 hours we . Like
lol... LA.." s not the Heartland. rm in suspense at
what happened next.
I hours ago . Like
Actually, it might not he a bad idea to start off h
telling the judge you just moved there from Momma. That will likely
help your case tremendously right off the hat.
I hours ago ' Like
2 oh balls. ifthat' s how you explain yourself in
court. then I think you might be spending a few nights the
I hours ago ' Like
I - so NEVER in my wildest dreams are that at
prostitute was in my car and beyond that, t ' thrift think
she was a cap.
I hours we ' Like
Again. gonna be really straightforward... lot: if I
should tell the rest because it gets super embarrassing and rm not
sure if: . would really want me breadcat: ing this to the whole
I items ago ' Like
I hours ago . Like
haha well, you might as well finish the story if you' re gonna
start it...
I liners. ago . Like
Ml let a few more details not than but you guys CANT
make fun of me, [totally was trying to be a good person.
I hours ago . Like
so. you know how f said she had a really thick
accent? so I say hello and ask her whats going on and what she' s
doing out so his at night. she just replies with ‘nothing, just looking
for a party." so I ask her if she knows where the party sleds looking
for is at because N be happy to take her there so she doesn' t have
to walk any more. She then told me that the party is anywhere and
asked me if ' anted what I to he a “PEI.” Again, for the
record, she had a VERY thick accent.
I hours ago . Like
Danger. will
I hours ago . Like
heii 110 BILLION percent of the time. They are so delicious
and I love putting chips in the middle and grilling them up. Well
I put the chips in after I grill them so they' re nice and crispy.
I hours ago . Like
never one to my no tn a “PEI” [was like
Hell yes‘ m my defense, Mad worked late, hadnt had dinner, and
was Just offered my revelers WED EVER, m retrospect, shoukd I
have wondered why she dwelt tell me where her party was? Yes,
Should I have thought twice about out where we' re going to
get a PB) from when rm sitting in a care late at night with a complete
stranger? yes. But what happens new is almost too embarrassing to
tell. obviously t hadn‘ t done anything criminal at tns point and maybe
your imagination can take it from here but yeah.
I hours ago Like
Laden that' s my eminent!
Hope your was good Lmfao hahaha
I ago Like
sorry I' m not making fun of you. I just love that
you thought it was a sandwich'.
I ago . Like
rm gonna be , I almost rant type this but here
I hours ago . the
run through seine quick calculations and figure that
if this girl has some secret PK plan that it probally won' t take that
long or cost that much and I can get her home without it
being too much of a hash but while For thinking she tells me it will
be 5511. How I' m not stupid, there is no way I' m going to just pay
for a sandwich no matter how good it is and right now Fm really
getting skeptical that she' s of sound mind,
I hours also . the
so around this time no like wait, this is LA. what if
she knows of some incredible place that has fantastic food N at
least like to hear the story of a on PB), Being COMPLETELY skeptical
of the still sandwhich' t but wanting to play along because she was
being so nice and flirtation's said "Where can we go at this time of
night for something like that?"
Illinois ago ' Like - all I person
you and I know new crazy that sounds knowing the
content of this thread hut you have to understand how completely
logical it was for me to ask that question at that time. Anyways she
giggles a bit and looks at me and says something like ‘well we can
go to my place and do it there." In my head I' m like, wait... A house
or apartment or something? so new for trying to bath track in my
head and figure out where my logic went wrong hut as for
scrambling to figure this out I also am trying to sort out how a
can cast so math money so I fiat'.- tit] MAKING FUN OF
ME... 'hso dollars seems like a int, I could see slit] at the MOST hut
rm used to paying like SC. What makes it so that its worm
I hours ago . the - it I person
I - she' s hurt by that question I am tell but I have no
idea why. She aw, ‘Look, my place is around the corner, I can take
care of you for still.” so all of a sudden wire in the price tango I
was thinking for a sandwhich, its a hit on the high end use but;
AGAIN. its late and I' m hungry. I' m thinking new that she' s nut
needing a ride home but that she was probably till her way home
and is maybe a lithe he poorer and is trying to be entrepreneur's and
provide a service to someone who is looking to consume. so the next
port wine was bad part.
I hours ago . Like
so you know haw all of this will up... tthought this
girl was trying to be smart with what she had and turn a small profit
off of a service that wanted which theirs no problem with.
so may. we is fine but it literally better be the best one of my Ire."
She says "oh it will give me the slit first." And while
that did make me feel uncomfortable since I wasn' t in a place of
business f inst took out a no bill and gave rite here. With in
SECONDS there were cops everywhere and I was in cults totally
confused as all get out,
Colr/ ours/ tgo . Like
Read the SECOND word of each of my posts,
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retire own!
I limits ' Ulie - an I person
I Is this a mitt
Friggin' GEES!!!
I hours ago . Like
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#23 - afonzi
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best. troll. ever.
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#14 - dalegendaryjake
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I tried not to thumb up. But I couldn't stop myself.
I tried not to thumb up. But I couldn't stop myself.
#30 - teleamachus
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I'm still registering... Not sure what to say. This has got to be the best thing I've ever read, mostly because the story was still pretty great despite being a troll.

God damnit that was amazing.
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That looks delicious.
#65 - kubrick
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That wasn't even fair.
That wasn't even fair.

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#19 - trojanmannn
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I was about to post this and I felt so edgy and funny but then....
#36 - abaraxus
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MFW I realized...
MFW I realized...