Technically, the Gorillaz aren't living on Plastic Beach anymore, either. - #80559518 added by murdocisgod at going to hell

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(01/13/2013)[-]

> Be having major back/shoulder problems because of giant, unattractive boobs.
> Get offered the chance to get them reduced and lifted so they'd be small and not saggy anymore but still be a nice size double d.
> Take the offer, excited to have smaller, better-looking tits and no more back/shoulder issues.
> Going in for surgery.
> Everything goes well.
> Coming out of anesthesia, I look down and see two huge lumps.
> I spazz then pass out thinking my boobs were exactly the same.
> Wake up to my mom saying, "Relax, they were just ice packs they piled on your chest to reduced the swelling!"

I almost had a heart attack.

#184 to #149 - thebestofmurder

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(01/13/2013)[-]

So you prefer Double D?

#203 to #184 - PiMaker

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(01/13/2013)[-]

dammit i should've posted this pic instead.

#202 to #184 - PiMaker

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(01/13/2013)[-]

#179 to #149 - anon id: d908772a

Reply0

(01/13/2013)[-]

She wanted the double D

#190 to #179 - murdocisgod

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(01/13/2013)[-]

#217 to #190 - newmanchamp

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(01/13/2013)[-]

#186 to #179 - doyouevenupload

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(01/13/2013)[-]

#169 to #149 - shinobidesu

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(01/13/2013)[-]

double D still too big.
Should've gone for C.

#171 to #169 - pariahlol

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(01/13/2013)[-]

i agree, not a big fan of double d's, too big for me.

#229 to #171 - shinobidesu

Reply0

(01/13/2013)[-]

why did you get thumbs but I didn't ;_;

#195 to #171 - murdocisgod

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(01/13/2013)[-]

Compared to what I had before (Double H's), they seem small, trust me.

I looked like a ******* freaking changing after gym class.
Everyone was like, "Dafuq do you wear two bras for?' And I'm like, "Oh, to contain my enormous hatred of people who strike up weird conversations in the locker room." and this wasn't the locker room it was my birthday party and that wasn't a clown it was a priest.
He raped me.

#166 to #149 - odio

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(01/13/2013)[-]

#162 to #149 - erotictentacle

Reply+16

(01/13/2013)[-]

I will never think of boobs the same way..... for today...