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#149 - murdocisgod
Reply +39
(01/13/2013) [-]
> Be having major back/shoulder problems because of giant, unattractive boobs.
> Get offered the chance to get them reduced and lifted so they'd be small and not saggy anymore but still be a nice size double d.
> Take the offer, excited to have smaller, better-looking tits and no more back/shoulder issues.
> Going in for surgery.
> Everything goes well.
> Coming out of anesthesia, I look down and see two huge lumps.
> I spazz then pass out thinking my boobs were exactly the same.
> Wake up to my mom saying, "Relax, they were just ice packs they piled on your chest to reduced the swelling!"


I almost had a heart attack.
#184 to #149 - thebestofmurder
Reply +16
(01/13/2013) [-]
So you prefer Double D?
So you prefer Double D?
#203 to #184 - PiMaker
Reply +7
(01/13/2013) [-]
dammit i should've posted this pic instead.
#202 to #184 - PiMaker
Reply +2
(01/13/2013) [-]
#179 to #149 - anon
Reply 0
(01/13/2013) [-]
She wanted the double D
#190 to #179 - murdocisgod
Reply +4
(01/13/2013) [-]
#217 to #190 - newmanchamp
Reply +3
(01/13/2013) [-]
#186 to #179 - doyouevenupload
Reply +8
(01/13/2013) [-]
#169 to #149 - shinobidesu
Reply -3
(01/13/2013) [-]
double D still too big.
Should've gone for C.
#171 to #169 - pariahlol
Reply +1
(01/13/2013) [-]
i agree, not a big fan of double d's, too big for me.
#229 to #171 - shinobidesu
Reply 0
(01/13/2013) [-]
why did you get thumbs but I didn't ;_;
#195 to #171 - murdocisgod
Reply +5
(01/13/2013) [-]
Compared to what I had before (Double H's), they seem small, trust me.

I looked like a ******* freaking changing after gym class.
Everyone was like, "Dafuq do you wear two bras for?' And I'm like, "Oh, to contain my enormous hatred of people who strike up weird conversations in the locker room." and this wasn't the locker room it was my birthday party and that wasn't a clown it was a priest.
He raped me.
#166 to #149 - odio
Reply +12
(01/13/2013) [-]
#162 to #149 - erotictentacle ONLINE
Reply +16
(01/13/2013) [-]
I will never think of boobs the same way..... for today...
#151 to #149 - triggathepirate
Reply +10
(01/13/2013) [-]
what?
what?
#150 to #149 - kayen
Reply +11
(01/13/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if I should just laugh at the story or be terrified that you're a male...
#152 to #150 - murdocisgod
Reply +2
(01/13/2013) [-]
I'm a female.
I just made my profile according to Murdoc Niccals' info. lol
#157 to #152 - triggathepirate
Reply +5
(01/13/2013) [-]
Waaait.   
Murdoc is near 50
Waaait.
Murdoc is near 50
#159 to #157 - murdocisgod
Reply +3
(01/13/2013) [-]
Technically, the Gorillaz aren't living on Plastic Beach anymore, either. But that's my favorite album soooo...
#158 to #157 - murdocisgod
Reply +2
(01/13/2013) [-]
Shiiiyet.
Shiiiyet.
#153 to #152 - kayen
Reply +2
(01/13/2013) [-]
THAT'S MISLEADING.
#154 to #153 - murdocisgod
Reply +19
(01/13/2013) [-]
So is this.
So is this.
#155 to #154 - kayen
Reply +22
(01/13/2013) [-]
I now believe that every Mormon has a book of Mormon to protect their virginity.