> Be having major back/shoulder problems because of giant, unattractive boobs.
> Get offered the chance to get them reduced and lifted so they'd be small and not saggy anymore but still be a nice size double d.
> Take the offer, excited to have smaller, better-looking tits and no more back/shoulder issues.
> Going in for surgery.
> Everything goes well.
> Coming out of anesthesia, I look down and see two huge lumps.
> I spazz then pass out thinking my boobs were exactly the same.
> Wake up to my mom saying, "Relax, they were just ice packs they piled on your chest to reduced the swelling!"


I almost had a heart attack.