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    #149 - murdocisgod
    Reply+39
    (01/13/2013)[-]
    > Be having major back/shoulder problems because of giant, unattractive boobs.
    > Get offered the chance to get them reduced and lifted so they'd be small and not saggy anymore but still be a nice size double d.
    > Take the offer, excited to have smaller, better-looking tits and no more back/shoulder issues.
    > Going in for surgery.
    > Everything goes well.
    > Coming out of anesthesia, I look down and see two huge lumps.
    > I spazz then pass out thinking my boobs were exactly the same.
    > Wake up to my mom saying, "Relax, they were just ice packs they piled on your chest to reduced the swelling!"


    I almost had a heart attack.
    #184 to #149 - thebestofmurder
    Reply+16
    (01/13/2013)[-]
    So you prefer Double D?
    So you prefer Double D?
    #203 to #184 - PiMaker
    Reply+7
    (01/13/2013)[-]
    dammit i should've posted this pic instead.
    dammit i should've posted this pic instead.
    #202 to #184 - PiMaker
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    (01/13/2013)[-]
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    #179 to #149 - anon id: d908772a
    Reply0
    (01/13/2013)[-]
    She wanted the double D
    #190 to #179 - murdocisgod
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    #217 to #190 - newmanchamp
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    User avatar#169 to #149 - shinobidesu
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    (01/13/2013)[-]
    double D still too big.
    Should've gone for C.
    #171 to #169 - pariahlol
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    (01/13/2013)[-]
    i agree, not a big fan of double d's, too big for me.
    User avatar#229 to #171 - shinobidesu
    Reply0
    (01/13/2013)[-]
    why did you get thumbs but I didn't ;_;
    #195 to #171 - murdocisgod
    Reply+5
    (01/13/2013)[-]
    Compared to what I had before (Double H's), they seem small, trust me.

    I looked like a ******* freaking changing after gym class.
    Everyone was like, "Dafuq do you wear two bras for?' And I'm like, "Oh, to contain my enormous hatred of people who strike up weird conversations in the locker room." and this wasn't the locker room it was my birthday party and that wasn't a clown it was a priest.
    He raped me.
    #166 to #149 - odio
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    #162 to #149 - erotictentacle 
    Reply+16
    (01/13/2013)[-]
    I will never think of boobs the same way..... for today...
    I will never think of boobs the same way..... for today...
    #151 to #149 - triggathepirate
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    (01/13/2013)[-]
    what?
    what?
    User avatar#150 to #149 - kayen
    Reply+11
    (01/13/2013)[-]
    I'm not sure if I should just laugh at the story or be terrified that you're a male...
    #152 to #150 - murdocisgod
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    (01/13/2013)[-]
    I'm a female.
    I just made my profile according to Murdoc Niccals' info. lol
    #157 to #152 - triggathepirate
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    (01/13/2013)[-]
    Waaait.   
Murdoc is near 50
    Waaait.
    Murdoc is near 50
    #159 to #157 - murdocisgod
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    (01/13/2013)[-]
    Technically, the Gorillaz aren't living on Plastic Beach anymore, either. But that's my favorite album soooo...
    #158 to #157 - murdocisgod
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    (01/13/2013)[-]
    Shiiiyet.
    Shiiiyet.
    User avatar#153 to #152 - kayen
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    (01/13/2013)[-]
    THAT'S MISLEADING.
    #154 to #153 - murdocisgod
    Reply+19
    (01/13/2013)[-]
    So is this.
    So is this.
    User avatar#155 to #154 - kayen
    Reply+22
    (01/13/2013)[-]
    I now believe that every Mormon has a book of Mormon to protect their virginity.
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