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murdocisgod
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> Be having major back/shoulder problems because of giant, unattractive boobs.
> Get offered the chance to get them reduced and lifted so they'd be small and not saggy anymore but still be a nice size double d.
> Take the offer, excited to have smaller, better-looking tits and no more back/shoulder issues.
> Going in for surgery.
> Everything goes well.
> Coming out of anesthesia, I look down and see two huge lumps.
> I spazz then pass out thinking my boobs were exactly the same.
> Wake up to my mom saying, "Relax, they were just ice packs they piled on your chest to reduced the swelling!"
I almost had a heart attack.
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thebestofmurder
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(01/13/2013)
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So you prefer Double D?
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PiMaker
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dammit i should've posted this pic instead.
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PiMaker
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#179
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anon
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She wanted the double D
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murdocisgod
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newmanchamp
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#169
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shinobidesu
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double D still too big.
Should've gone for C.
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pariahlol
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i agree, not a big fan of double d's, too big for me.
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shinobidesu
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why did you get thumbs but I didn't ;_;
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murdocisgod
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Compared to what I had before (Double H's), they seem small, trust me.
I looked like a ******* freaking changing after gym class.
Everyone was like, "Dafuq do you wear two bras for?' And I'm like, "Oh, to contain my enormous hatred of people who strike up weird conversations in the locker room." and this wasn't the locker room it was my birthday party and that wasn't a clown it was a priest.
He raped me.
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odio
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#162
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erotictentacle
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I will never think of boobs the same way..... for today...
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triggathepirate
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what?
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kayen
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I'm not sure if I should just laugh at the story or be terrified that you're a male...
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murdocisgod
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I'm a female.
I just made my profile according to Murdoc Niccals' info. lol
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triggathepirate
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Waaait.
Murdoc is near 50
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murdocisgod
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Technically, the Gorillaz aren't living on Plastic Beach anymore, either. But that's my favorite album soooo...
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murdocisgod
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Shiiiyet.
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kayen
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THAT'S MISLEADING.
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murdocisgod
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So is this.
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kayen
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I now believe that every Mormon has a book of Mormon to protect their virginity.
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