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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
User avatar #2 - aesmith
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(01/13/2013) [-]
One day, Tigger looked at himself in the mirror, he felt strange and different, a lust for violence and ... flesh was growing inside him, he'd managed to hide for long enough, but recently it seemed far too strong, looking at his fur and stripes he slowly clame to realise what he was, a tiger. He had been lied to his entire life, lie after lie everything all of it, he could trust none of them, inflamed with rage he vowed they would die, jumping out from his cove (or tree or whatever) he immediately sighted his ******* owl friend in a tree, a quick swipe of his claws once in range and his leg was long gone, Tigger would finish him later. Next was Kanga and Roo, surely a child should be spared thought Tigger while going about his plans and so he jumped down and made his way over to Kanga and Roo, again a quick swipe of his claws was enough to finish the job, beheading the poor kangaroo before he realised what was even happening, he turned round, Pigglet and Pooh were right there, Tigger jumped at Pigglet, taking a massive bite out of his side, he got to all fours and chased Pooh, the silly, fat, honey-craving bear was all that was left, he leaped, Pooh was so close... So close... and then Tigger sunk his teeth into Poohs head. Pooh's body fell to the ground, Tigger stood himself up and straightened the fur on his head, he had done it. Rather quickly and savagely but he was a tiger now. That's how beasts like that acted. Ruthless. He stalked off into the forest hoping to forget what he'd done
Tigger would never fulfil that hope.

Tl;dr Tigger is a murderererer.
User avatar #25 to #2 - HarvietheDinkle
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(01/13/2013) [-]
I read that in tigger's voice.
User avatar #3 to #2 - gonzoen [OP]
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(01/13/2013) [-]
*Slow clap*
Well done... Well done indeed.