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God's Patch Notes

File: _ -( 249 as , my I Lead all images {even
Se Atl, what weild Gods patch was be far the human race (in the spirit at )
N start
Muslims:
explosions new dd mam splash damage
Prayer ta Allah new grants the correct mam beast
toying meants demaned
Blacks:
added mam stealth at night
fixed speed hack: bug
can new be harvested faster
watermarks grant a health butt
fixed a bug where blacks were net able ta swim
due ta cam plaints abaut slavery, all black players' hearthstones new teleport them back ta Africa. This is optional and can be changed by talking ta an innkeeper.
Jews:
added ability ta access banks
items said through the AH grant a 2% pram increase
Jews are new 25% mere vulnerable ta firechaser attacks
Asians:
Peripheral ‘Asian decreased tram 2 ta l inch
same reduction applied ta penis length
skill beasts added ta Engineering and Alchemy professions
removed ground meants due ta abject collision
Whites:
due ta overwhelming cam plaints tram the that whites are tee overpowering, damage against all ether races is reduced tram 200% ta 150%.
Wemen:
Fixed natural anner bug; should step randam bleeding
Fixed logic net working
Fixed memer_ v leak, causing increased mass after marriage
Server issues:
players an the Chinese server can rte larger create mere than l character
cue ta extreme lag an the Chinese servers, all accounts alder than 6 months are being mapped.
Java transferring cut at the German server should be warned that trains are a phis hing tactic used ta hack accounts
Mexicans exploiting a server transfer glitch inte American servers will be banned
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Submitted: 01/12/2013
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User avatar #1 - xtrem (01/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
can someone explain the 4th one of Asians ?
also they should they should ban females specializing in feminism
#3 to #1 - stalkingatoaster (01/12/2013) [-]
It refers to Asians being bad drivers. Ground mounts (cars) removed due to collisions (Car crashes).
User avatar #2 - kirkbot (01/12/2013) [-]
>03/08/12
yeah, that couldn't possibly be a repost
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