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ihavenoimagination (01/12/2013) [-] 
By the way, this is a joke. The fact that it jokes about the americans, does not mean I'm bashing them. Yet, I KNOW some people will be offended and butthurt beyond all imagination.
I'm from Finland.
If you're butthurt, ease your hurt by posting a joke about my country.
I'm from Finland.
If you're butthurt, ease your hurt by posting a joke about my country.
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fantomen ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-] Challenge accepted.
Here are my jokes about Finland.
How do you cook Finnish summer soup?
Get a flower pattern bowl and fill it with koskenkorva.
3 Men from northern Finland sat around discussing sex.
Suddenly one said "I wonder if fucking a reindeer feels the same as fucking a woman?"
They argued about it for a few minutes, and then one of them concluded "We should ask Pekka, I think he actually fucked a woman once."
How do you know that you're talking to an extrovert Finn?
When conversing with you, he's looking at your feet instead of his own
What is the difference between Finnish weddings and Finnish funerals?
At the funerals there is one less drunk
2 Finnish guys are lost and freezing in the woods during a snow storm.
Their other friend is worried about them, so he sends a rescue dog with a barrel of booze on it's collar to rescue them.
When they are almost dead the two see the dog approaching them through the snow storm.
They say "Look! It's our best friend coming to rescue us!"
"But, What is that attached to him?
"I think it's a dog."
Here are my jokes about Finland.
How do you cook Finnish summer soup?
Get a flower pattern bowl and fill it with koskenkorva.
3 Men from northern Finland sat around discussing sex.
Suddenly one said "I wonder if fucking a reindeer feels the same as fucking a woman?"
They argued about it for a few minutes, and then one of them concluded "We should ask Pekka, I think he actually fucked a woman once."
How do you know that you're talking to an extrovert Finn?
When conversing with you, he's looking at your feet instead of his own
What is the difference between Finnish weddings and Finnish funerals?
At the funerals there is one less drunk
2 Finnish guys are lost and freezing in the woods during a snow storm.
Their other friend is worried about them, so he sends a rescue dog with a barrel of booze on it's collar to rescue them.
When they are almost dead the two see the dog approaching them through the snow storm.
They say "Look! It's our best friend coming to rescue us!"
"But, What is that attached to him?
"I think it's a dog."
