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Submitted: 05/18/2010
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#88 - AssaultedPeanut **User deleted account** (05/19/2010) [-]
User avatar #96 - sunshineLarry (05/19/2010) [-]
I think I just got my computer pregnant
User avatar #50 - VladDracula (05/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
They're not Catholic Girls. They are sluts dressing up as Catholic Girls. Know the difference.
User avatar #52 to #50 - AlienJohn (05/19/2010) [-]
Strangely it doesn't seem to matter a lot to me.
#76 - raspberrymilkshake **User deleted account** (05/19/2010) [+] (4 replies)
what makes you think they're catholic?
User avatar #81 to #80 - ZombieSmile (05/19/2010) [-]
I beg to differ, Chuck Norris got him going to church every week.
#66 - chronoviper (05/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
so are catholic alter boys
#16 - pwnmonsta **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #19 to #18 - LILLIENFIELD (05/19/2010) [-]
Stop you say?....
#4 - EmanRules **User deleted account** (05/18/2010) [+] (3 replies)
i went to a catholic school.... trust me.... the girls anin't that easy....
User avatar #1 - touchnotthecat (05/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Just cus I ACT like a rapist doesnt MEAN i'm a rapist
#2 to #1 - justsumguy **User deleted account** (05/18/2010) [-]
it's the fact that you rape people that makes you a rapist.
#137 - FATBENIV **User deleted account** (05/19/2010) [+] (48 replies)
Hey Faggot

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend. You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
User avatar #179 to #137 - ginja (05/19/2010) [-]
old copy pasta is old. and if it was real and this person was as cocky as they make themselves out to be they would post their full name, adress, and phone number. but he wont because hes not real and afraid to back anything he says up.
User avatar #98 - Caolanjones (05/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
**Caolanjones rolls 470,344,071**
Good times
#100 to #98 - neschapretoe (05/19/2010) [-]
what? you mean back in the day when you faped to catholic girls photos?
I bet you liked it when they kneeled down to pray in their short skirts.... now didnt you you sick little bastard?

Cuz i did :P
User avatar #69 - demented (05/19/2010) [-]
That's why I love being in south florida, or north cuba it's the same thing really.
#11 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#5 - HAAAXX **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#9 to #5 - Permafrost (05/18/2010) [-]
Bitches don't know Emos can't spell.
User avatar #197 - kingofish (05/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #198 to #197 - Obscurity (05/19/2010) [-]
douche, don't copy the top comment just to get thumbs.
User avatar #112 - NoHabloIngles (05/19/2010) [+] (7 replies)
i go to one and ill tell you thats true
User avatar #212 to #211 - MirokuLove (05/19/2010) [-]
Don't get your panties in a bunch there miss, I meant no disrespect. Oh and you don't have to tell me that, I'd rather not get crabs or some other STD from your musty VAG. Now i am being disrespectful because you were disrespectful to me. Before i was just making a harmless joke, you took it way too seriously and im taking this way too seriously, but as long as you continue taking what i said seriously, i will continue to take you seriously and reply in a serious manner. As always have a good day, and remember i meant no disrespect unless you meant disrespect ^^ which im sure you did, chao
User avatar #73 - ZombieSmile (05/19/2010) [-]
Only 14 you say?
User avatar #48 - Ljdawg (05/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
fellow FJers i am a noob. but can you tell me how to roll?
User avatar #39 - DukeRodshaft (05/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
so why the hell do priests like boys?!
User avatar #53 to #39 - VladDracula (05/19/2010) [-]
Not all priests 'like boys' as you put it. The child abuse incidents are in the minority, compared to how many priests there actually are, but I will explain anyway. Priests are technically not allowed to marry or have Sex, so the ones who sinned took out their sexual frustrations on young children. But remember, only a few did, not all Catholic priests do such things, in fact, barely any when you look at the whole picture.
#31 - imgonnaeatyou (05/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #32 to #31 - AlienJohn (05/19/2010) [-]
RLY? Then we're practically related friend.
#12 - anonymous (05/18/2010) [-]
yeahhh definately not true at all, or else i would be swimming in pussy
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