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    User avatar#8 - buttholee
    Reply+381
    (01/12/2013)[-]
    **buttholee rolls 0**
    Dick length in inches
    User avatar#257 to #8 - buttholee
    Reply-1
    (01/16/2013)[-]
    **buttholee rolls 4**
    re-rolling
    #254 to #8 - gulikanwow
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    User avatar#253 to #8 - eatshitop
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    (01/13/2013)[-]
    *********** rolls 50** My dick in milimetres
    #249 to #8 - pixelpixel
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    #246 to #8 - PARTYHARD
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    User avatar#239 to #8 - xdiabolicx#3 on commentsRank#3
    Reply+141
    (01/13/2013)[-]
    **xdiabolicx rolls 00** But how many centimeters?
    #255 to #239 - nitsuan
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    #252 to #239 - threeeehuggings
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    #251 to #239 - buttholee
    Reply+9
    (01/13/2013)[-]
    God dammnit.....
    God dammnit.....
    #248 to #239 - iron**User deleted account**
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    #247 to #239 - SevenForOhNoe
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    I am proud
    I am proud
    #242 to #239 - chadpbj
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    #241 to #239 - mrcockman
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    #245 to #241 - kaboomz#12 on commentsRank#12
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    User avatar#240 to #239 - xdiabolicx#3 on commentsRank#3
    Reply+2
    (01/13/2013)[-]
    oh god what have i done..
    #238 to #8 - animepost
    Reply-1
    (01/13/2013)[-]
    **animepost rolls 4** divided by 8 = my Dick length in inches.
    #237 to #8 - fishsticksnow**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#235 to #8 - cockandawe
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    (01/13/2013)[-]
    **cockandawe rolls 7** May as well, seeing as how everyone else is doing it.
    User avatar#236 to #235 - cockandawe
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    (01/13/2013)[-]
    I'm actually okay with this.
    #231 to #8 - funkyrednipples
    Reply+10
    (01/13/2013)[-]
    **funkyrednipples rolls 7** Can't get any bigger
    **funkyrednipples rolls 7** Can't get any bigger
    #220 to #8 - anon id: 0992e9be
    Reply0
    (01/13/2013)[-]
    **anonymous rolls 8** Don't worry bro. Just multiply my roll by 2 and it's your new length.
    #216 to #8 - treborsivad
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    (01/13/2013)[-]
    **treborsivad rolls 8**Mine
    User avatar#210 to #8 - fukkentyranitar
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    (01/13/2013)[-]
    **fukkentyranitar rolls 65**
    #150 to #8 - buttholee
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    #147 to #8 - anon id: f5d4ae7b
    Reply0
    (01/13/2013)[-]
    **anonymous rolls 72** my dick in inches
    User avatar#91 to #8 - spaceturtlecadet
    Reply+2
    (01/13/2013)[-]
    **spaceturtlecadet rolls 2**
    You might grow up one day to have it be as awesome as mine.
    User avatar#74 to #8 - tazze
    Reply0
    (01/12/2013)[-]
    **tazze rolls 5** let me try
    #75 to #74 - tazze
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    (01/12/2013)[-]
    MFW that's pretty accurate
    MFW that's pretty accurate
    #62 to #8 - anon id: b50b11f8
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    well you just ****** yourself

    huehuehue..
    #51 to #8 - professionalfeeder
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    #40 to #8 - maxismahname
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    **maxismahname rolls 1** my dick in inches
    #41 to #40 - maxismahname
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    (01/12/2013)[-]
    well then
    #32 to #8 - dawdawdwa
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    #27 to #8 - diresister
    Reply+10
    (01/12/2013)[-]
    on a 10 sided dice 0 is considered 10 so you can cheer all you like
    #22 to #8 - fearlessturtle
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    User avatar#19 to #8 - doctadeathbench
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    (01/12/2013)[-]
    **doctadeathbench rolls 57** my size in centimeters
    User avatar#20 to #19 - doctadeathbench
    Reply+13
    (01/12/2013)[-]
    Looks like Ill die of blood loss every time I pop a johnny
    #13 to #8 - killforhire
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    (01/12/2013)[-]
    Nice roll there Brian.
    Nice roll there Brian.
    User avatar#10 to #8 - joshlols
    Reply+71
    (01/12/2013)[-]
    **joshlols rolls 2**
    Maybe one day you'll be like me.
    User avatar#244 to #10 - mettih
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    (01/13/2013)[-]
    Like someone actually wanna be asian
    #9 to #8 - buttholee
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    #14 to #9 - waffies
    Reply+46
    (01/12/2013)[-]
    well, you ARE a Buttholee.... i'd be concerned if you had a dick of any degree!
    well, you ARE a Buttholee.... i'd be concerned if you had a dick of any degree!
    #44 to #14 - buttholee
    Reply+7
    (01/12/2013)[-]
    **buttholee rolled a random image posted in comment #427395 at Anime & Manga **   
Well, YOU'RE A WAFFLE!
    **buttholee rolled a random image posted in comment #427395 at Anime & Manga **
    Well, YOU'RE A WAFFLE!
    #83 to #44 - zaizer
    Reply+1
    (01/12/2013)[-]
    Imma just leave this here. Seemed pretty related
    Imma just leave this here. Seemed pretty related
    #45 to #44 - waffies
    Reply+8
    (01/12/2013)[-]
    OH NO! MY DICK DOESN'T EXIST EITHER!!!
    OH NO! MY DICK DOESN'T EXIST EITHER!!!
    User avatar#46 to #45 - buttholee
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    (01/12/2013)[-]
    **buttholee rolls 046**
    Don't worry, you do, but unfortunately, it's only this many millimetres
    #47 to #46 - waffies
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    #50 to #47 - buttholee
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    (01/12/2013)[-]
    **buttholee rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Stephen Fry and Lady Gaga meet for tea. **   
Don't worry, with a dick like that, you're defiantly getting laid   
pic related, it's you're gf
    **buttholee rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Stephen Fry and Lady Gaga meet for tea. **
    Don't worry, with a dick like that, you're defiantly getting laid
    pic related, it's you're gf
    #133 to #50 - defiantly
    Reply0
    (01/13/2013)[-]
    You probably meant to use "definitely".
    #125 to #50 - dsgbiohazard
    Reply-1
    (01/13/2013)[-]
    Would do.
    #53 to #50 - waffies
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    (01/12/2013)[-]
    oh lawdy
    oh lawdy
    #57 to #53 - buttholee
    Reply+3
    (01/12/2013)[-]
    Wut
    Wut
    #159 to #57 - extacygold
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