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Did I turn my boyfriend into a vampire?
Resolved Question: Did i turn my boyfriend into a vampire?
Elk so i have a new boyfriend "yay" and we have been seeing each otherfew about a
month now P
anyway, the other night we had a twilight marathon (i LOVE twilight} and a dream of
mine is to have a vampire boyfriend!
I' been experimenting with eating my own blood ever since the twilight books first
came out- i consider be a vampire now- i save the blood i lose
naturally each month (i tampons in the freezer etc.) and suck on
them or eat them later.
that i would try and "turn" my new boyfriend. So i' been cooking my blood
into his food when he comes c) ver- i have tried making blood pudding as well, but that
only works if i' had a heavy (you need A LOT of blood} so i add a
little bit of blood into the marinade or pasta sauce etc. etc. He has absolutely no idea
i' been doing this for about weeks- do you think he would be a vampire by now?
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#5 - trollgiggity (01/12/2013) [-]
MFW reading "(I usually just keep the tampons in the freezer etc.) and suck on them or eat them later."
MFW reading "(I usually just keep the tampons in the freezer etc.) and suck on them or eat them later."
#2 - istoleorgans (01/12/2013) [-]
Cannot unread...
Cannot unread...
#12 - duckslikegrapestoo (01/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
did anybody else think of sucking on tampons and how unpleasant it must be? i got nails on the chalkboard like shivers
User avatar #10 - bannedfartoooften (01/12/2013) [-]
Oh god. I'm almost to the point of puking, since this girl obviously has no idea what's in periods.
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#9 - devout feminist (01/12/2013) [-]
what the fuck did I just read
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#20 - yellowjack (01/12/2013) [-]
**yellowjack rolled a random image posted in comment #2436999 at FJ RPG ** >MFW I read this
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