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step 1: get a bowl
step 2: substitute lettuce with pizza
All I had was a bowl.. where the fuck did the lettuce come from?

Reminds me of a thing we have in my country called wolf salad. You just chop up 5-6 types of dried meat and put them in a boul. I can't believe this is classified as a salad.

**bumthekz rolls 000**

1. order one of the pan pizza's that are square
2. remove crust
3. cut up into smaller squares
4. cut up bacon
5. cut up tomatoes and onions and other salad shit
6. mix up the fuck out of that
7. taste the fucking rainbow.

or eat salad and pizza?

so much pizza on funnyjunk.

and this is why

**oceanmist rolled a random image posted in comment #2470215 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** I'd have sex with this

oh USDA

Hey you're still getting your vegetables

Olive you two alone now...

But then you have to deal with Olives, tomatoes and shit