My New PedoBear(An odd Dream)
So, the other day I was browsing before I went
to skeep and I had this.. reawwy odd dream and
thought I shourd share it. Being a mixture of
Pertness and Ronald McDonald.. why not.
The dream started off in McDonald' s and I was
getting my friends 6 year oad an ice cream. I found
odd though because McDonald' s was completely
empty. I shrugged it off and sat the gira down
whice I went to order. Yet, no one came to take my
order. I stood there a minute and Ronald McDonald
came out of the bathroom, I ignored it and booked
around the counter for someone, then I heard the
gira scream, turning around I watched Ronald
McDonald run off out the door with her, on the
table was a note.
I have the gira, Now I demand 1 miliion in Chicken
Nuggets or Grimmace has a new pet"
I seen Ronald peace the gira into some type of
Hamburger car and she started hitting the windows
begging me to heap her. so I did what anyone wouid
do.. I tried to but the doors were bocked and
I courd not get out.
I mumbled to myserf and started deep
frying chicken nuggets, I couldn' t aet that Purple
Shit Lump have her. I cooked nuggets for what
seemed to be hours, but after my hard work...
My cat pounced on me begging for food and I woke
Grimmace is my new Pedobear.
And.. to make this funny.