Whenever I send a risky text to a girl

Is this true?

yes sir

or madam

haha this is funnier then the post

>be babysitting a house with a guy friend
>in the kind of middle of no where with nothing to really do but a tv to game on and a pool
>he decided to invite his gf over to come swim with us
>she, being a total bro, brings her blonde friend who's really stacked to join in on the swimming
>you have my thanks kind stranger
>my buds lil bro shows up which is fine he is cool and we all are going on a night swim
>impressing the one chick with my ability to dive and stay underwater hella long
>she basically throws a ton of crap for me to dive for and we are having tons of fun doing that
>but then the bad times came
>my friends little brother started doing awesome flips and dives off of the diving board
>she is notably impressed by that
>being an alpha male i decide i will do the same in a game of diving horse
>i have no skill when it comes to doing a lot of flips and stuff but that won't stop me
>he does a gainer flawlessly and says it's my turn
>thereisnowayicandothisandsurvive.mov
>i can't wimp out so i go for it
>in mid air i let out a loud "Oh hell" just before i land hard on my back
>they say the slap was so loud the neighbors thought we were using fire crackers
>after sitting on the bottom for a second to regain my composure i swim to the surface
>"omg derp that looked so painful are you ok"
>"yea no i'm fine, didn't hurt a bit, but i dropped something in the water, i'm gonna get it real quick"
>i swim to the bottom and cry as hard as i can while being under water
>that hurt incredibly bad and took the breath out of me
>after that i swam back to the surface and we had a good night, but it was something i should not have done

So... Did you get the girl or the little guy did?

i got the girl. Spent the night on the couch with her watching scary movies until she fell asleep.

Your friends face when you two were on the couch.

That's awesome.
I like your username.

lmfao

Just yesterday I texted the girl I loved since second grade that I loved her.
"I love you."
SHIT I DIDN'T MEAN TO PRESS SEND
Well, now she knows. :/

her response?

"Thanks"

YFW

Hey bro, it's better than "Ok"

That is one of the worst possible responses you can get. Sorry to hear that.

Hold on, I'm not that guy, I'm just guessing :d

Oh, sorry, I'm an idiot.

Happen's to the best of us

That´s like a kick in the nuts, because you still don´t know where you are in her eyes.

Her response was "Uhmmmmm"
So I said it was my friend who sent it as a joke,
she apparently told her friend,
who HAS HIS NUMBER
fukfukfuk
Well I pushed it off,
and when she said bye, i told her it was me.

Why did you write it if you didn't mean to send it?

But really, it's a good thing that you sent it, because either you'll get together, or you'll be able to move on!

i too know this feel bro

A thing that i had in mind for really long:
Is it OK to send a message to a girl or just leave a note/send a letter that says "I love you"? I mean, isn't it better to say it? I am myself can't tell a girl directly in the face that I love her, tried once and the words got stuck inside my throat...

So I did left a letter in her Xmas present asking her if she wants to be my gf...

she dinied it, saying that I am one of the most interesting people she met and all but she want us to stay friends (yeah, you call it friend zone)

May it be that she said "no" because I left a letter and didn't just say it? Or maybe its my way of asking wasn't good?

Honestly, if I liked a guy I wouldn't give two shits how he told me.

So basically, if there are feelings from both sides, it doesn't matter how to ask or tell, it's just needs to be done?

Exactly.

Thanks! really!

This just really fails in comparison to beating one's babysitter with bricks.

>Junior in High School
>Need one more science credit to graduate
>Unless I want to take a low level class, I have to choose between Anatomy or Physics
>I suck at math, decide to take Anatomy
>Teacher is pretty awesome, everyone loves him, and I think he likes me as a student
>Class is pretty cool and easy, too, and I'm making an A until last 3 weeks of class
>We have to dissect a cat. Even thoughI don't want to, but it's a huge part of the grade, so I suck it up and go in 1st day of dissections
>Smell of formaldehyde hits me like a ton of bricks, and I barely manage to make it through the class without puking
>Come home with a migrane and start puking everywhere, so much vomit
>Seriously, I don't even remember eating that
>Can't go to school the next day
>Doctor says I'm allergic to formaldehyde
>Try to explain situation to teacher
>Suddenly, he turns into captain douche
>Basically says I have to do dissections or I fail the class
>Already have a lot of absences due to illness, can't miss more than 1 or 2 or I risk getting expelled
>Basically skip that class everyday, but manage to convince vice principal to not mark me as absent for those days
>Try to draw dissection diagrams and shit to show teacher I'm trying
>Day of final exam
>Dissection=30% of exam, Exam=25% of final grade
>Try to take the exam without having done the dissections, but even the parts that are multiple choice have to do with the dissection, so in actuality, dissction= about 45% of exam
>FFFFUUUUUUUUU
>Try to take it anyways & hand it to him at the end of class and give him the extra papers I did
>Looks at them and says, "I can't accept these." "I can't accept these" So I fail the exam and the class
>MFW teacher is a dick and I should have taken Physics.

Wow I feel terrible for you. Screw that guy. I hope he gets kicked in the balls in the near future.

Thanks, my mom was so pissed after this happened, I'm legitimately surprised she didn't. (That's not a joke. She's fucking insane when she's mad.)
Oh, but I did end up just taking a different science course senior year, so I didn't fail out of high school or have to repeat a grade, but it did drop my GPA.

You could probably get this guy fired for that. You can't give a student poor grades because of a medical condition.

We've considered taking legal action, trust me. But unfortunately, I'm afraid that if I do that, they'll just expel me. Technically, they're not allowed to expel you for that, but since I'm a tuition student, they really don't need any reason at all to kick me out. In other words, I can take it to court, have the grade changed, then be kicked out of school with nowhere else I can afford to go.
However, we're thinking of taking legal action after I graduate. It won't do whole lot of good, (my grade will be changed but I'll have already submitted my official grades to the colleges I'm applying to,) but it will a.) make me feel better about crushing that bastard and b.) we may be entitled to financial compensation. I don't particularly want to feed into the whole "Lol it's 'Murica mah coffee's too hot let's sue 'em!" but my family isn't exactly in the best situation money-wise. (Plus, this guy is a dick, my mom actually went to the school to vouch for me. She has Multiple Sclerosis, so even getting out of bed is difficult for her to do, and I didn't even know she had done this until the day after. She tried to talk to him and give him my doctor's note, and according to her and my classmates, he was a total dick to her, just being so condescending and talking to her like she was some kind of an idiot.)
....Anyways, that's the long and short of it, (but mostly long. (Sorry, I tend to rant about this. :P)

Honestly, I say you should at least get this guy fired once you graduate, if only for the sake of future students. People like that should not be in the field of education.

True, very true.

I feel your pain, though. I have anxiety attacks in some situations, one of them being dissections, which cause me to pass out. Therefore, it is physically impossible for me to complete a dissection lab.
I plan to get a PhD in Botany. Botany won't be a problem, but the school I'm going to for undergrad doesn't offer it so I have to major in Biology for my Bachelors. The only thing I have to worry about is Zoology. Hopefully I can get around dissections. If I can't... well I'll just wait and see.

>Be me, around 8
>Mom's at work so my babysitter is watching me
>She's really cool, works at Friendly's so she takes me there all the time for ice cream
>I've always been a pretty good kid and we usually just hang out and play video games
>Disturbed neighbor kid from the house with like 100 cats comes over
>Mom doesn't like me hanging out with her because she's like 10 and she smokes
>Babysitter doesn't mind her coming over so she comes inside
>Attacks my babysitter and ties her down
>Convinces me to help her beat my babysitter over the head with blocks until she falls unconscious
>Neighbor kid leaves
>MFW I realize I probably just gave my babysitter brain damage

Well? There's more aint there?

Oh... wow.

>be me, as a kid
>we have a toddler toy laying around the house
>it has a suction cup
>bored
>start sticking the toy on random surfaces
>trying to stick it on my skin
>placing it over my eye
>can't get it off
>oh fuck!
>keep pulling
>day after
>everyone in my class keeps asking me how I got a black eye
>feel really stupid

you're a legend because you said one stupid thing 5 years ago?
i call bullshit.

How does this relate to the post? And how does everyone in university knows about this?

1. true. I did say everyone at school knows it though...
2. it adds suspense.

Best big fat quiz so far!

The big fat quiz 2012!

wat he do?

He wrote

"Barack Obama put on a condom and had a posh wank" on a question on Big fat quiz of the year

Source?

like a link, maybe

Big fat quiz of the year

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5GodFxem4k

You might be able to get it, It's a British TV programme, great show though

"The uploader has not made this video available in your country"

McFucking Fuck

Sorry mate, Try and find it on Daily Motion or something

it's great show

Alright, i'll do that.

thanks.

Fuck man... you should have lied :/
Hot girls don't like uninteresting guys.

i know man lesson learned

So... what would've you said now that you know it's better to lie?

lol "so do you parrty?"
>"who the fuck dont?"
....my best offer man haha

looool exactly. Did you see my story? It's similar to yours

oh yea man shit is crazy, its just that moment when you realize what you have sent may have screwed you over but its too late, so you just hope shes cool and all, but no, she doesnt reply so you sit there face palming to yourself haha

yea.. happened to many times to me lol

fuck off ben

just... fuck off

Everyone! Run! ben's going tot drown himself again!!

It's okay bro

let it out.

did she come? :(

Yea, like 30 minutes after I made the comment. We were meant to do work, but we ended up listening to music, playing flash games, and getting dinner. :P
She just left. Some guy texted her to hang out so she ditched, still prefers to hang out with others then me, but what can I do.

She probably got drunk and wandered off goodjob avoiding that bullet.

what bullet?

Oh whoops I thought this was some girl you just started talking to your other responses suggest you actually know her.

Yea haha, I would be much more pissed if it was a girl that I just met. We planned on meeting to do homework today, but she was like 3 hours late for reasons I still don't know. When she came to my door, she acted like she wasn't even late, so I didn't ask. I dont think she knows how much I care about the timely arrival of my friends.

if she is way out of your league then you are exposing yourself to a huge amount of ridicule by her friends and your friends if it doesn't go to plan. You can be confident but if you're ugly, a dipshit, boring and/or have no money then confidence isn't going to count for shit so will everyone please stop saying "confidence is everything"

Or you can just be like this faggot here and die alone and unloved. That's fine too.

<< MFW i actually just now finnished watching Sekirei.

Any idea if there making a 3rd season?