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We know what you did john
Tags: Cars
So about 30 minutes ago I left for Berger king, and I pulled out of
my neighberhood behind this brown jeep. The license plate read
this is important, remember this) and it had a tire
center with a smiley face, I it all the way to tpt by
e, but as I neared BK t melt a Wrong turn at the last
secend and flawed the same guy late a residential area by
accident.
I flipped a and went to Bit. I ordered my feed and when I
pulled put the parking let. guess whe was in front at me?
Same. Freakin. Guy. I fallowed him all the way bark heme. purely
by coincidence... again, tun when I get the last stop light, right
next m my place, he stopped, then I pulled up in the lane next to
him. He then relied his windows dawn (Mine was already dawn}
and melted at me really angrily, He then said:
Why are yen me, bre?. lust leave me alonee'
Add i said:
We know who yen are and what titane. I' d watch my ass WI
The guy' s eyes get bigger than dinner plates, and hearst ran the
red light, going Earnest in a 45. I laughed the rest of the
way heme.
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my neighberhood behind this brown jeep. The license plate read
this is important, remember this) and it had a tire
center with a smiley face, I it all the way to tpt by
e, but as I neared BK t melt a Wrong turn at the last
secend and flawed the same guy late a residential area by
accident.
I flipped a and went to Bit. I ordered my feed and when I
pulled put the parking let. guess whe was in front at me?
Same. Freakin. Guy. I fallowed him all the way bark heme. purely
by coincidence... again, tun when I get the last stop light, right
next m my place, he stopped, then I pulled up in the lane next to
him. He then relied his windows dawn (Mine was already dawn}
and melted at me really angrily, He then said:
Why are yen me, bre?. lust leave me alonee'
Add i said:
We know who yen are and what titane. I' d watch my ass WI
The guy' s eyes get bigger than dinner plates, and hearst ran the
red light, going Earnest in a 45. I laughed the rest of the
way heme.
Unlike . Cemment Unfollow Post 10 minutes we . at
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sparkofinsanity (01/12/2013) [+]
(9 replies)
What if he got home, started packing all his shit, and then realized he didn't do anything...
#13
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alucardshellhound (01/12/2013) [+]
(6 replies)
**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #63 at Dat Freedom **
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tommygunntyler (01/12/2013) [-] >walking through walmart at like 9 at night buying food and shit
>see 2 groups of kids near the registers
>one group of douchebags obviously trying to act alpha and shit to a group of nerdy kids
>stick around to see a fight
>they start to get a little violent
>manager comes and breaks it up
>the main kid of the douchebags sais something like "wel see ya in the parking lot bro"
>the nerdy kids look scared shitless and the douches leave
>one of the nerdy kids sais that he has an idea and they all run towards the back of the store
>i get in line for one of the registers to pay for my shit
>start heading to the parking lot thinking maybe they went out the back or something
>walking through the lot i could see the group of douches waiting by their cars
>i continue walking to my car when i hear yelling
>i turn around and I SHIT YOU NOT....
>the group of nerdy kids were running towards the douchebags, each with one of those light-up lightsaber toys from the toy isle, running at the douches, yelling at the top of their lungs
>the douches had no idea how to react
>they all got in their cars and drove off
>most heroic thing i've ever seen
>see 2 groups of kids near the registers
>one group of douchebags obviously trying to act alpha and shit to a group of nerdy kids
>stick around to see a fight
>they start to get a little violent
>manager comes and breaks it up
>the main kid of the douchebags sais something like "wel see ya in the parking lot bro"
>the nerdy kids look scared shitless and the douches leave
>one of the nerdy kids sais that he has an idea and they all run towards the back of the store
>i get in line for one of the registers to pay for my shit
>start heading to the parking lot thinking maybe they went out the back or something
>walking through the lot i could see the group of douches waiting by their cars
>i continue walking to my car when i hear yelling
>i turn around and I SHIT YOU NOT....
>the group of nerdy kids were running towards the douchebags, each with one of those light-up lightsaber toys from the toy isle, running at the douches, yelling at the top of their lungs
>the douches had no idea how to react
>they all got in their cars and drove off
>most heroic thing i've ever seen
#75
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muffinstuffin (01/12/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
**muffinstuffin rolled a random image posted in comment #76 at The more you know ** what john did.
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koolaid (01/12/2013) [-] **koolaid rolled a random image posted in comment #2614928 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** john's face when
#99
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N. Korean citizen (01/12/2013) [+]
(2 replies)
Oi shitheads wanna thumb this anon up for no reason at all?
#78
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danbonifant (01/12/2013) [+]
(2 replies)
I first read "I'd scratch my ass if I were you, John." Sometimes I think I'm retarded.
