You Want You Loose

I would eat the bacon out of her asshole.

Free lube, I'm in!

Lube.

Fucking grease ;)

>I hate showers
>I'm no batman, I need no damn layer
>I can't drive
>my weight would bring that tree to the ground
>I'm not a pedophile
>I don't like guns
>I don't get calls or texts, also I don't have meetings
>I don't do pot
>I'm gay
>never liked those games
>that bed looks kinda cool actually...
>gay
>you really have to remind me of my weight issues huh?
>I would die in the cold
>can't drive, hate that kind of rides anyway
>don't even know what nutella tastes like
>I'm vegetarian
>gay again

there, I hate every single thing FJ likes, except perhaps for cats....I love cats
I'm awaiting for my red thumbs

So you're a gay overweight vegetarian with sensitive teeth that hates to shower, can't ride a bike, doesn't get calls or texts from anyone and can't drive.

And you've never had nutella...

Do you have anything going well for you at all?

when you put it that way....no..not much....

oh god my life is pointless

I prescribe you a diet of bacon and nutella, you must be lacking in bacon and nutella nutrients.

They wont help your weight issue mind.. Ah well, benefits>costs

well, he didn't want any of those so I guess he didn't lose?

So, being gay is still a bad thing? Wow, sad

Shut up, you ridiculous lib-tard. It's a bad thing because it's an inconvenience in a way, not because he deserves to be thrown into a pit of fire, you fucking muppet

k

i feel so sorry for you man

pic unrelated

I gave you one thumb for breaking it up so you could get two...

Oreos suck dick. I was so excited when they started selling them in the UK until I realised the biscuit parts tastes like charcoal. Really not into American food or drinks at all...

I feel like it should have milk in the drink compartment rather than iced tea.

wait where do you live?

Uk

wait the Isle of Wight counts as uk still right? gif related the average islander

BULLSHIT!
Whereabouts?! I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED this!

im in the midlands, its usually in asda

Wait i live in the midlands and i have never fucking seen them before, they do have strips of waffles with nutella and white chocolate in them though

Whereabouts in the Midlands?? I live near Nottingham and I have never seen them :(

It's Italian, you can buy them everywhere in Italy! (the drink is ''esta thé'', it's like icetea, but 20x times better)

So i gyess it's tastes like Pasta?

I went to Italy last year on an exchange and drank that shit as if it was the nectar of the gods. Afterwards everything in Ireland tasts like bog water.
MFW when i might never taste it again

You can also find them everywhere in France

And Italy, from what I've noticed

Because.

gay. I win. Except I lost on all the other ones.

She was so cute when she was young... Soooo fucking cute... Ouh yeah...

Let me share those red thumbs.

I agree.

i agree, i'll admit shes pretty good looking
but the internet makes her to be like a goddess and i think there's hotter
better get the umbrella, its about to rain red thumbs

I'm not agreeing, but green thumb for your bravery.

Do you have the version saying Everyone?

I'm not that good with photoshop, but here you go

Thank you sir

It's not hard to make yourself.

But then theres no grey speech bubble :(

... Fuck

same here

damn those things look delicious

I could imagine better looking games on that TV thing

You were thinking about me? How sweet.