motherfuckin' rocking chair

Syh God.
Oh my sweet, sweet buttlicking son of
Mary and Joseph,
Back the fun bus the fuck up
Tahat cunts a
chair.
Shit, man, I don' t
M! ll know- what to say.
Don' t get it, doucheface? Let me
spell this bitch out for you:
You can rock forward
You can rock the fuck backward. Nobody' s judging
your shit. Am I? Fuck no.
Did people sit in these, and those fuckers are wise as
shit,
Look at this smug, newfagg motherfucker on the
right. Look at this smug motherfucker.
Don’ t you look at that and think "I want to smear my I
ass all over that slut"?
Motherfucker, please. You want to rape that bitch
with your asscheeks.
Christ Almighty, I could sit down in one of these
bitches all day and not even give half a shit.
I am going out of my fucking mind just looking at this.
I want to set it on fire and inject the ashes into my goddamn eyes.