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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - slyve
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This image has expired
I just tried to look for that picture on google. I forgot to turn safe search on.
User avatar #191 to #1 - theivindon
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....brb
#9 to #1 - ubercripple
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#2 to #1 - slyve
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This image has expired
Still managed to find it, if anyone else is interested. If you'd excuse me, I need to fap now.
#12 to #2 - zyketor
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User avatar #4 to #2 - awesomegreenguy
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It's too small :s
#5 to #4 - Keleth
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thats what she said
User avatar #188 to #5 - awesomegreenguy
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About my penis...
Wait, what?
#23 to #4 - anon id: 3fbe43e2
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it's the exact same size <.<
#15 - quesocnkane
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This literally happened to me 3 days ago. My mom called me, asked me to come home, and this is EXACTLY how it went down:

Mom: "Do you think you're funny?"
Me: "Yup."
Mom: "I subscribed to your facebook."
Me: "Ohhhhhkay?"
Mom: "You know you have your cousins added right? Seriously, I don't care that you get all these likes, it offends people."
Me: "Speaking of what specifically?"
Mom: "Your covor photo. thats ******* retarded Kane."
Me: "I mean. It's funny."
Mom: "Change it."
Me: "hahahahaha ok."

Pic related, my previous cover photo.

Pic below: What i changed it to.
User avatar #20 to #15 - Temari
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Kane Based Shino?
User avatar #36 to #15 - MandiMarie
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Kane is a badass name.
#115 to #15 - hopalongreborn
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>Do you think you're funny?
>Yup
>Alpha as ****
#16 to #15 - quesocnkane
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#29 to #16 - udonegoofed
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i made this my family's desktop background. it took my mum at least a week to actually notice what it said and make me change it.
< what i changed it to.
#79 to #29 - dragzerg
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Here, this one is a little more subtle.
#55 to #29 - phonerstonerboner
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Try this one out.
#151 to #16 - ninaf
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Whenever I see that photo, I imagine the sun resting its beams upon my face, the wisping of the wind through the delicate strands of the wheat, and then, in the depth of the unknown magical word, there is a voice.

I was fisted once.
#102 to #16 - frantasium
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Rele]vant, it's my wallpaper
#217 to #102 - daentraya
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I think mines glorious. But that one is really neat too..
#27 - thefloppinater
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Mfw my mom found out my Steam ID is iWasFistedOnce
Mfw my mom found out my Xbox Live gamertag was SlapMyManBags

Mfw she did the fisting.
User avatar #40 to #27 - dreamthrow
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Awesome.
#33 to #27 - superacecar **User deleted account**
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User avatar #41 to #27 - rel
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...Alex?
#65 to #41 - shadowpanda
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Mom...?
User avatar #66 to #65 - rel
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****, I thought I disowned you.
#70 to #66 - shadowpanda
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... But... I promise I won't be an embarrassment anymore... please take me back!
User avatar #71 to #70 - rel
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Alex, I told you, you need to read the damn instructions! I can't keep having you get your dick stuck in the ceiling fan.
#72 to #71 - shadowpanda
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But Chelsey said she would give me naughty photos if I did it!
User avatar #75 to #72 - rel
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CHELSEY IS A WHORE.
#81 to #75 - shadowpanda
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BUT SHE TOUCHES MY DICK
User avatar #103 to #81 - rel
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THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE YOU HAVE ONE.
SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU FOR YOUR PERSONALITY OR YOUR LOOKS.
YOU GOT THAT FROM YOUR DEADBEAT FATHER.

Oh, how is he by the way? He hasn't sent the check since November.
#104 to #103 - shadowpanda
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Well he said something about since you got drunk and told him that you cheated on him exactly 9 months before I was born, he wasn't paying anymore. Weird huh?
User avatar #105 to #104 - rel
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Alex, your father is sterile. I had artificial insemination. That bastard is the drunken liar. I found out about him and Tiffany anyway.
#120 to #105 - shadowpanda
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Then how did he get Melloney pregnant?
User avatar #256 to #120 - rel
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Sweetie, your sister was a whore.
#257 to #256 - shadowpanda
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IS EVERYONE A WHORE BUT YOU?!
User avatar #258 to #257 - rel
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Melloney literally sold herself on the street for money.
#259 to #258 - shadowpanda
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Well atleast she remembered to buy me a birthday present.
User avatar #260 to #259 - rel
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Dirty money.
You were an accident...a mistake...a DISASTER. THAT'S WHY I DISOWNED YOU.
#261 to #260 - shadowpanda
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WELL ATLEAST THIS MISTAKE DOESN'T.... oh you said Alex? I'm not Alex. Have a nice day
User avatar #263 to #261 - rel
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Oh ****.
Well, that was fun. Good on you, chap.
#264 to #263 - shadowpanda
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Back at you dearie. Thanks for some fun.
User avatar #48 to #41 - thefloppinater
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Nah, you must be thinking of someone else. Sorry man.
User avatar #49 to #48 - rel
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Fack.
#32 to #27 - ehrcaduhrca
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#156 - javis
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The saddest part of that story is the "My mom texted me to come downstairs." part
#161 to #156 - makethingsworse
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&quot;I could just go up the stairs and confront my daughter about the analfisting, but that's too much work.&quot;- Mom logic
"I could just go up the stairs and confront my daughter about the analfisting, but that's too much work."- Mom logic
User avatar #163 to #161 - javis
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It's not Mom logic, it's society de-evolving into anti-social fat fools
#164 to #163 - makethingsworse
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Says the guy on FunnyJunk...
Says the guy on FunnyJunk...
#183 to #164 - javis
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Fare enough, but I know if I want someone who is in the same house, I'll go up and talk to them like human beings
#82 - aconfuseddonut
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#57 - hunterdubb
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mfw analfisting
#80 to #57 - whopperinfection
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#123 - wobblesbeatbox
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for those who need it
User avatar #201 to #123 - ainsley
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Yea I could use a good analfisting
#159 - pimpinpenguin
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**pimpinpenguin rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Need New Glasses **

<--your moms face when she saw it
#38 - theableacher
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An Alf I Sting. Tell your mother it's okay, an alf is a fictional character.
#31 - anon id: 31d024e9
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..kids are really ******* retarded this generation


she was crying for what a failure she birthed out her vagina
#35 to #31 - tacblack
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User avatar #37 to #35 - jimimij
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now I really want an animated version...