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My best friend got a date with my crush

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#103 - danielesq (01/12/2013) [-]
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#102 - moyete (01/12/2013) [-]
All these comments... they just make me feel a feel I didn't want to feel.
All these comments... they just make me feel a feel I didn't want to feel.
#98 - randombro ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
>Have crush on seemingly nice girl   
>spend a 						****					 ton of cash on her for gifts, food, and "dates"   
>wine and dine her for 5 months, treating her like the last girl in the world   
>ask her if she likes me, doesn't, says the "dates" were just us spending time together   
>gets really angry with me when I stop going entirely out of my way to make her happy   
>honestly expects me to treat her like a princess and know that i'll never get to 1st base   
>tell her she's a selfish bitch and I don't want anything to do with her ever again   
>begin the long journey to find another conquest
>Have crush on seemingly nice girl
>spend a **** ton of cash on her for gifts, food, and "dates"
>wine and dine her for 5 months, treating her like the last girl in the world
>ask her if she likes me, doesn't, says the "dates" were just us spending time together
>gets really angry with me when I stop going entirely out of my way to make her happy
>honestly expects me to treat her like a princess and know that i'll never get to 1st base
>tell her she's a selfish bitch and I don't want anything to do with her ever again
>begin the long journey to find another conquest
#96 - chadpbj (01/12/2013) [-]
>First week of college
>Get new gf
>She's cool, funny, and really likes me
>Starts obsessing with me
>I wanna break up
>Find out it's the anniversary of her mom's death
>Oh **** man I can't ******* do it... **** !
>Two days later at her house with friends
>Literally going insane being around her
>Tell friend what I'm thinking
>Tells me to follow his lead
>Throws a blanket over himself and I
>Starts rubbing my back and making groaning sounds
>She thinks I'm making out with friend
>Starts yelling "You're ******* gay too!?"
>Loss of words so we all just leave due to her scariness
>We break up
>A few days later our mutual friend said both her ex's broke up with her because they claimed they were gay
>MFW I continued the tradition

User avatar #95 - rdangerdash (01/12/2013) [-]
Me and my best friend have an agreement that we aren't allowed to get close to each others crushes. Basically we stay away from them or we die.
#94 - corruptdog (01/12/2013) [-]
To the "best friend"
To the "best friend"
#93 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
> Have first Girlfriend
> Amazing, cute, funny, plays Xbox, etc.
> Have first kiss with her
> Have first real love with her
> Around 15 months of us being together, she has liked one of my friends I've known since I moved here in Kindergarten
> I let her go so she can be happy with him.
> I can't sleep, eat, or even do anything without being reminded of her.
> Have already attempted suicide.
Worst part is I still want her back more than anything.
User avatar #104 to #93 - unpreparedninja (01/12/2013) [-]
dude really though, **** that **** . if you had been with her 15 months, you should try to get her back, do everything it takes bro....
User avatar #92 - soulfly (01/12/2013) [-]
>Be Me
>About 8 days from now, a year ago
>Friend texts me: "Me and (Girl whom I fancy,My crush) are going out"
>Butthurt
>Hear about it a lot after
>Sad
>About 2 1/2 months later I'm out sick with a terrible cold
>I come back finally after that.
>He walks up to me.
>Him: "Well... you missed a lot"
>Me: "I know I was gone from school for a few days I need to catch up on work."
>Him: "Nonono, me and my gf (my crush) are now broken up.
>Me: "Oh I'm sorry" (In my head : YES YES YES MY CHANCE)
>him: Yeah... now she's a ******* and she's going out with her friend.
>I have been having more mixed feelings than if you were to have thrown them in a blender since then.
#87 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
Attractive chick friends me on fb, friends with my friends
Solid 9/10, we talk, a lot get each other’s numbers, decide to meet up, afraid it's gonna be awkward, it’s not, she's hotter in person, she's cute, funny, shy but not for long, we have a good day, go home, realize i like this girl, a lot, she says 'i love you' a lot, her friends tell me 'she's into you i swear!' i'll just see how it goes, talk for another month, i go on holiday i buy her an expensive ass gift she hugs me for like an hour and tells me she loves me man **** it i'm doing this right here right now 'hey, uhh don't suppose you might wanna go out..?' says 'I want to get to know you better', stops replying, never starts conversations
i give up.
Tl;dr I’m a betafag
User avatar #85 - mcfattyfatty (01/12/2013) [-]
I have a similar story. I've been all out for this one girl for 6 years. I told her how I felt and after kissing her watched her be with 4 other guys. Even today I'm still in love with her and I will not give up. I still have hope for the future. But still, it hurts every time I talk to her knowing I'm not with her.
#81 - johnconnorone (01/12/2013) [-]
I'll always miss you..   
Pic related he tried to kill me then saved my life.
I'll always miss you..
Pic related he tried to kill me then saved my life.
#115 to #81 - oldenglishassassin (01/14/2013) [-]
You sir have won the comments section.
#116 to #115 - johnconnorone (01/14/2013) [-]
my name is really John Connor   
   
My mug at the bar says Terminator and no one understands   
   
thank you for getting the referance
my name is really John Connor

My mug at the bar says Terminator and no one understands

thank you for getting the referance
#74 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
-Here's my heartbreak if were all being real-
>dates this girl, going good for about 9 months
>my buddy always gives me ride to school every morning
>switch to Altern. High school. Still get dropped off at old school end of day though.
>breaks up with me 1 morning few weeks later before school.
>go to school. can't eat/sleep/think
>end of day, get dropped off at regular school. goes up to her at locker, talks to her.
>get's text from friend "like my hoodie, bitch?". I look confused?
>ask her wtf that can mean, she stands back and goes "uhhh"..
>she's wearing his hoodie.
User avatar #65 - victorfavorite (01/12/2013) [-]
>Get feeling for one of my god sisters friend
>We start to flirt and get close
>Everyone notices
>Plan to ask her out
>On the day im gonna do it, i get the stomach flu
>Gone for a week
>While im gone find out my best friend asked her out
>Starts to bring her with us when we hang out
>Gets all touchy with her right in front of me on purpose
>Does this to me with 3 other girls i crush on
>Now i hate him and we're no longer friends
User avatar #64 - MakeMeLaughHard (01/12/2013) [-]
My girlfriend who I've been dating for a year broke up with me because of my ex bestfriend. They went on a date today... and she broke up with me a week ago. I'm hur for you bro.
#59 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
>get close with this girl and get closer with a buddy of mine over the summer
>the three of us chilled every weekend, joked around, all that ****
>I develop feelings for her
>tell him how I feel about her, says "dont' worry, we're best friends, I wouldnt do that to you"
>whenever we chill they always "cuddle" and get all dirty and **** cuz friend is massive flirt
>nothing happens all summer, bottle up feelings
>end of summer party at friends house with 15 or so people
>The two of them and one other person goes to the main floor to crash, I already had a cozy spot in the basement
>Get up to go pee in middle of night to see the two of them making out and him ********* her on the couch
tfw
#56 - doctorhorrible (01/12/2013) [-]
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#54 - blakjack ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
>best friend
...should know that is your crush
...should not date her

great friend
#55 to #54 - davebowman (01/12/2013) [-]
Funny thing about that. My friend and my crush hooked up. She then decided she wanted me instead. Now I know you're all thinking she's a slut that sleeps around, but we've been together for almost half a year now, and nobody has run off with anyone, so... it led to good things for me... Except for the loss of that friend, but that was over other **** .
#82 to #55 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
K.
#51 - MCPO (01/12/2013) [-]
Meanwhile:   
In the head...
Meanwhile:
In the head...
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