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#31
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trollwaffle ONLINE (01/12/2013) [+]
(16 replies)
god damn dofs are my soft spot. i hope this furry little fucker has many more years in him
#33
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godqueso (01/12/2013) [+]
(5 replies)
I had to put down my dog today, so this post has really bad timing
i had a great dane that the vet said wouldnt live to be 6 months, cause of heart worms, he lived to be 11( the average life of a great dane is 8)
#50
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blutzcrunk (01/12/2013) [-]
**blutzcrunk rolled a random image posted in comment #2906604 at MLP Friendly Board **
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#92
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lunarflare (01/12/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
I'd really like to know how the owner got scotch tape to stick to a dog.
#39
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N. Korean citizen (01/12/2013) [-]
Story time
This reminds me of when my 5 week old puppy ate a rock and the vet said she could not see his intestines where they should be in the X-ray and that the rock was not actually "in" his intestine, and there were too many " foreign speckles" in his body; In conclusion, the rock had ruptured open his intestines and all his bodily fluids were excreting into every open cavity in his body. He was essentially a walking dead puppy, even though he was up and about and very vibrant with life, and had no temperature (his body must've been in shock and due to his age- his immune system didn't react to any of this- therefore no fever, obviously, right?) a walking miracle, no doubt. Because he was such a conundrum she insisted an overnight stay on fluids to see if she could get a better X-ray picture (which i had to pay for), OR we put him down on the spot right there. AND if the overnight stay with fluids proved her right, he would be put down anyways, on top of the charges for the stay. I took the gamble, I wasn't ready to put him down on a whim, essentially taking the gamble on a thousand dollar bill in the end. Turns out he was absolutely fine. the fluids pushed the rock out, and the foreign speckles were just common puppy-fatty fluids in his muscles, and the intestines weren't visible in the X-ray because they were so small (before being pumped full of liquid), apparently she never X-ray'd a puppy before.
TLDR it was lupus and vets are hellbent on sentencing your loving companions to death
This reminds me of when my 5 week old puppy ate a rock and the vet said she could not see his intestines where they should be in the X-ray and that the rock was not actually "in" his intestine, and there were too many " foreign speckles" in his body; In conclusion, the rock had ruptured open his intestines and all his bodily fluids were excreting into every open cavity in his body. He was essentially a walking dead puppy, even though he was up and about and very vibrant with life, and had no temperature (his body must've been in shock and due to his age- his immune system didn't react to any of this- therefore no fever, obviously, right?) a walking miracle, no doubt. Because he was such a conundrum she insisted an overnight stay on fluids to see if she could get a better X-ray picture (which i had to pay for), OR we put him down on the spot right there. AND if the overnight stay with fluids proved her right, he would be put down anyways, on top of the charges for the stay. I took the gamble, I wasn't ready to put him down on a whim, essentially taking the gamble on a thousand dollar bill in the end. Turns out he was absolutely fine. the fluids pushed the rock out, and the foreign speckles were just common puppy-fatty fluids in his muscles, and the intestines weren't visible in the X-ray because they were so small (before being pumped full of liquid), apparently she never X-ray'd a puppy before.
TLDR it was lupus and vets are hellbent on sentencing your loving companions to death
#90
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vorrundenaus (01/12/2013) [+]
(5 replies)
And I just found my 17 year old dog dead, in the pool. He looked exactly like the way he sleeps....fucking hell it's just weird to know he isn't laying around somewhere in the house anymore.
Scumbag dog: "I should punish the vet for wrongly estimating my lifespan."
that was a sexual refference
I'm tired of this site, please get me banned
I'm tired of this site, please get me banned
OC and funny what the fuck, is funnyjunk broken today?