Skyrim. Thu'um.. Jeez i only sided with the imperials because before picked a side i went to each HQ. And i went to Windhelm and was all like "Da ." Like seriously, I
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#15 - hattaz (01/11/2013) [+] (47 replies)
Jeez i only sided with the imperials because before picked a side i went to each HQ. And i went to Windhelm and was all like "Da 						****					." Like seriously, I hate Dark Elves(Because of Oblivion) But 						****					, they live in filth and if they leave the grey quarter they get nasty remarks and dirty looks. That and I heard a Nord wanted to dig a pit and round the Dark Elves and the Argonians up and throw them in and let them kill each other... The Hell... Argonians are like super kick ass, all these Nords are 						*******					 racist as well, hell i was playing as a Breton and they treated me like crap.   
   
Than I go to Solitude, walked in on a guy getting beheaded for letting Ulfric leave Solitude. At this point i totally agree with it(even though the guy sounded nice.) The people were nice and all i hear is "Why don't those Stormcloaks get that the empire is keeping Skyrim safe from Elven rule." Which after visiting the Embassy made me get why that statement was true....   
   
So i had like 0% motivation to ever help Ulfric because he and his people are all bigots to the other races and only want a SUPREME NORD MASTER RACE to live in Skyrim. Hell when i killed Ulfric and the new Jarl was appointed, he was pretty sweet, only the nords were bitching.   
   
TL;DR: Stormcloaks are Racist assholes
Jeez i only sided with the imperials because before picked a side i went to each HQ. And i went to Windhelm and was all like "Da **** ." Like seriously, I hate Dark Elves(Because of Oblivion) But **** , they live in filth and if they leave the grey quarter they get nasty remarks and dirty looks. That and I heard a Nord wanted to dig a pit and round the Dark Elves and the Argonians up and throw them in and let them kill each other... The Hell... Argonians are like super kick ass, all these Nords are ******* racist as well, hell i was playing as a Breton and they treated me like crap.

Than I go to Solitude, walked in on a guy getting beheaded for letting Ulfric leave Solitude. At this point i totally agree with it(even though the guy sounded nice.) The people were nice and all i hear is "Why don't those Stormcloaks get that the empire is keeping Skyrim safe from Elven rule." Which after visiting the Embassy made me get why that statement was true....

So i had like 0% motivation to ever help Ulfric because he and his people are all bigots to the other races and only want a SUPREME NORD MASTER RACE to live in Skyrim. Hell when i killed Ulfric and the new Jarl was appointed, he was pretty sweet, only the nords were bitching.

TL;DR: Stormcloaks are Racist assholes
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#32 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/11/2013) [+] (9 replies)
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#61 - trickytrickster (01/12/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I was a High Elf who joined the Stormcloaks.
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#70 - finni (01/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You can look at the Stormcloaks as today's Japan.

If you're a foreigner, you might be greeted weirdly, people might keep their distance, but if you adapt to their society and culture and learn their ways, then you'll be fine. Just like Nirayne. She says herself that it's the Dunmer's own fault for being true proud of themselves, and not adapting to the Nordic way, which makes people distrust them.

"It was difficult at first (living in Windhelm). The Nords of this city are, at best, suspicious of outsiders. But in time I made the right friends and proved myself useful enough that they don't give me trouble anymore. The Dunmer are too proud and naive to see the way things truly are, and so they continue to dwell in that slum."
-Nirayne
#78 - breakfastlunch (01/12/2013) [-]
Here, from my Facebook in 2011
#1 - huehuehueone ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
still lol'd
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#94 - blutzcrunk (01/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**blutzcrunk rolled a random image posted in comment #2540044 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
<So many Skyrim posts, and I luv em' all
#121 - sinisterainbow (01/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
guess they'll be ArGONEian
guess they'll be ArGONEian
#98 - ankh (01/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #77 - illegalartist (01/12/2013) [+] (12 replies)
what does the enchantment "does 50 points of magic damage" mean? does that mean it damages the targets magic abilities (making it only useful against mages and **** ) or does it do some extra type of magical damage on top of the base, physical damage?
#35 - anonymous (01/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Heh. Reminded me of the Moonpath to Elsweyr mod. If you're a PC, user, get it.

skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/9782
User avatar #38 to #35 - icametocomment (01/11/2013) [-]
I played that. Everyone that reads this comment, GET THIS MOD. It is so worth it. Aside from fighting giant spiders, Argonian pirates, and a sload, you also get a brief mid-air skyship battle.

Only thing I don't like is that the new enemies are VERY tough, even at lvl 30-40 I was having trouble.
#122 - masterboll (01/12/2013) [-]
mfw i started playing skyrim and know the references
#119 - yutakenusername (01/12/2013) [-]
I wish I had Skyrim reaction pictures. Feels bad, hombre.
I wish I had Skyrim reaction pictures. Feels bad, hombre.
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#20 - sposadox (01/11/2013) [-]
Lots of Skyrim posts lately.
#13 - anonymous (01/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 - Blargosnarf (01/11/2013) [-]
BEAST RACES WERE HERE FIRST NORDIC SCUM!!!
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