Lucid dream

Why were you sleeping in a microwave?

why does he need the girls?

he was already nailing a banana

i don't get it

This is what I saw.... A microwave.

I had a weird fucking dream the other night:

> randomly in a hot tub with this 9.5/10 philipino chick that had a crush on me in high school
> sitting in nipple high hot water
> shes naked (idk if I was because I was too focused on her fun bags)
> we're drinking shes drinking some fancy ass wine
> see runs out wine and says she is going to go get more
> she starts to stand up and I can see just below her waist
> she steps out all the way
> datass.jpg
> she turns towards me
> she has a dick
> I woke up
> pissed as fuck
<--- My brains face when

Seriously brain, fuck you. You could of made that dream the best fucking dream of my life, but no. You had to go and fucking ruin it for me.
I'm not gay, but I am still debating if I would have gone through with it

i also sleep in a microwave

I had control over my dream the other day. I said "When I open this door, the girl I want to fuck the most will be behind it." Sure enough one of my really hot friends was behind it. I went to nail her and she transformed into a baby.

What the fuck.

The bed looks like a damn floppy disk...

When I was a kid I used to be able to wake up at any time during a dream by focusing very hard on opening my eyes, which was very helpful because I had a lot of nightmares. Then one night I had a dream where I was trapped in the matrix and hiding from a dragon. I thought that it was going to find me, so I figured I should leave the dream and try falling back to sleep. I ducked behind a couch that I had just noticed and tried to wake up, but then the dragon came out oof nowhere and said "You can't escape me like that!" I managed to run away down a staircase that appeared out of no where and led into Sesame Street, but ever since then I've lost the ability to wake up at will. It's like I used to know somewhere that I could always escape, and then after that one time that it failed, I knew that the dreams could hold me in and it wouldn't work anymore.

I had a dream that I won 1,000-1,500 dollars a week for life from a scratch-off. I was told that I either couldn't redeem it at the store I bought it from or that I actually didn't win and I had to go to the lottery building or some shit. All I can say is that I woke up very angry and confused. I actually felt a bit sad afterwards.

No I do not have a gambling addiction before any of you say so. I actually don't but tickets that much and haven't in a few months.

may i know why your pillow has a handle on it?

**huehuehueone rolled a random image posted in comment #2397283 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** my dream last night

oh yeah nail that banana

This is even funnier the 12th time!