Creative...

For those of you who don't get it. "Blue Waffle"

I'm more fond of "dickwaffle", but that works too.

I always thought twatwaffle sounded good

"Cockwaffle" sonuds better.

Thumbs down?

Assbutts...

not on my watch

I love you

Love you to my....

That's up there on my list too that and thunder cunt

Just to add to the last one: Cockjugglingthundercunt

"You're such a bitch. Go have some bitch pudding, you bitch."

Can't stop laughing

I hope your co-worker kills you with a dagger.

From what I hear, you should not be allowed to own a cow, you sick fuck.

"I hope you get a yeast infection from a paramedic, you jizz drinking fuckpuppet."

.....I don't even know

I wish a fireman would fist you in the junk, you semen sniffing crack-fuck.

I'd rather masturbate with a pistol to lupus porn than spend one more day with you.

''Woah there cockbreath, you need to shut your slap happy gob, you half-witted douche spigot.''

This might be my new favorite website

Why are you in a bad mood, did someone take a shit in your popsicles there, bitchtits?

The best part about you is that you're both stupid and deformed. That's probably why nobody likes you.

"I love you, you pretty lovable person."
"I loathe you so much I can't even have children."
"Right now, all I can think about is riding you angrily."
"You're a wretched sausage ninja, and may your transmission fail early."

I love you for sharing this.

You're such a nerd. Go have some nerd chowder, you nerd.

Wut.

"I will glenn beck you in the neck until you can't need a walker, you bruised anus"

Once upon a time there was a tree hugging semen demon. Surprise, it was you.
...Semen demon!

Burn!

Haha, how many days have you been a fatty?

Remember that time when all of your friends went out to the bar the other night? No? That's because you have no friends.

I loath you so much I can't even have a baby.

I don't want to meet you, your boyfriend doesn't want to meet you, why don't you just drown?


see, now that's just not nice is it?

Go lay your right hand, you loser.

lol, i totally forgot about this thread for a sec and just felt bad for a second

"I'll blow you so harshly, your bed will stink for weeks"
WAT

You whack off too regularly and your whole office smells.

"Why don't you go pour some herpes pus on your grandma, I heard that lipstick whore thinks it's wonderful."

that's glorious

So damn often do I feel the urge to molest you. Perhaps once a second.

"Suck dick syrup from my anus you foul slut."

Your stepbrother is cute. It's a a pity you fell out of the foul tree and landed in a pile of nipple scabs.
I might just use this

>You are so grotesquely disgusting that being raped by a chainsaw would make you more pretty.


I love this shit.

You are so awful looking that having Sarah Jessica Parker stand in front of you would make you more sexy.

"I would felch you in the ripe hell if I wanted to catch SARS."

"Fill your crevice with my butt butter and croak, you poo sniffing cocksucker."

"I'd rather masturbate with a compound bow to boils porn than spend one more minute with you."

"I circumcised your grandpa, druggie."

**niggerlips rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Look who I found ** Go away and pour some douchewater on your grandma, I heard that ass pirate thinks it's amusing.

YOU DOUBLE NIGGER