I was 11 when a bomb threat called in to my school was blamed on me. They brought me outside of my class, sat me in front of my locker, and grilled me for 2 whole hours. I had no idea what the fuck was going on and I just wanted my mom. Next thing I know they drag another kid out of his class, sit him right next to me, and told him to explain why he immediately blamed me for the threat.

I had never even known that little fucker existed before that day.

You killed him, right?

You still hijacked the plane though, right?

Do you resemble Aladdin in any way

Hey, I guess you aren't too familiar with American flight customs then (not that that's a bad thing), because they just do that at random, though generally with suspicious looking people. They might have thought that one of your parents could have possibly hiding a weapon on you somewhere, or even just brought you along because they couldn't take your parents and not you.

Those goddamn 11 year olds are crafty little bastards.

Sooo uh..Idea for you..Quit being a suspected terrorist?