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#12 - tvfreakuk (01/11/2013) [-]
I bought a snowglobe for my grandma from my trip to America.   
I decided to keep it in my hand luggage because I was afraid it might break in my suitcase.   
mfw it was confiscated.   
Seriously. Because me; a 17 year old teenager on a school trip is going to blow up a plane with a snowglobe?   
If I could somehow manage to do anything terrorist worthy with a fucking snowglobe, then I don't really need the snowglobe because I would need to be some kind of fucking genius to have that work.
I bought a snowglobe for my grandma from my trip to America.
I decided to keep it in my hand luggage because I was afraid it might break in my suitcase.
mfw it was confiscated.
Seriously. Because me; a 17 year old teenager on a school trip is going to blow up a plane with a snowglobe?
If I could somehow manage to do anything terrorist worthy with a fucking snowglobe, then I don't really need the snowglobe because I would need to be some kind of fucking genius to have that work.
User avatar #121 to #12 - lasmamoe (01/11/2013) [-]
Would make a cool headline though.

"17 year old MacGyver kid on school trip, blows up plane with a snowglobe... a FUCKING SNOWGLOBE"
User avatar #106 to #12 - asongulol (01/11/2013) [-]
But if you were middle-eastern looking, they would just let you keep it for fear of racism accusations.
User avatar #60 to #12 - Denver (01/11/2013) [-]
If someone can hijack a plane with a snowglobe then they deserve the fucking plane.
User avatar #21 to #12 - iaminfactawizard (01/11/2013) [-]
Simple. Base of plastic explosive, fluid of nitroglycerine. Undetectable by metal detectors, not terribly expensive to manufacture, given access to an actual snowglobe for parts, and going to fuck shit up when you throw it.

I should really be an assassin.
User avatar #166 to #21 - daentraya (01/11/2013) [-]
I thought it was goddahm water. Our snowglobe was confiscated too. Paranoia
User avatar #119 to #21 - loffe (01/11/2013) [-]
But wouldn't the nitroglycerine be unstable in the liquid form?
User avatar #15 to #12 - firestarian (01/11/2013) [-]
snowglobe made of glass
you could easily wound someone with the glass shards.
Shouldn't have taken it, but made you keep it in luggage.
User avatar #167 to #15 - daentraya (01/11/2013) [-]
You can also punch people. Or strangle them to death. Hell, you can take the dahm plastic knives you get and try to stab peoples eyes out. If someone wanted to hurt someone on a plane, they'd find a fucking way to do it, without a snowglobe
User avatar #114 to #15 - turboderp (01/11/2013) [-]
But sunglasses, yeah you can take that with you. Oh, you want a bottle of wine? I guess you wont' break it and stab people.
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