I feel bad for everyone who has an asshole for a cat. My cat is awesome.

If she's outside when I leave I'll find her waiting at the gate of my complex watching for my car. Then when I pull in she'll stand a couple feet from the driver side and start meowing like crazy when I get out, rubbing against my legs purring.

If she's in the house when I leave the second I come back she runs up to me instantly meowing and purring and rubbing again.